last suppering

The act of bingeing on food right before you go on a major diet, in an effort to eat all of your favorite junk food before swearing off of it for a while.

Kelly: "Um, are you really going to eat that entire bag of Doritos? And what happenend to the box of Krispie Kremes I just bought?"
Mark: "Sorry, I start the South Beach diet tomorrow- just doing a little last suppering."

by Fireball D May 26, 2009

Last Thing Changed Logic

A logical fallacy that presents itself when someone incorrectly assumes that what caused an issue or problem with something mechanical, technical, or electronic (computers) was the result of whatever was changed last even though it is purely coincidental. This fallacy is commonly recognized by anyone from Auto Mechanics to IT Professionals due to the widespread decrease of brain capacity among humans in the world and corporate workforce today.

User: Yesterday you cleared my IE cache and now my emails are missing. Since that was the last thing that changed, you are automatically at fault.

IT Person: What I did has nothing to do with your emails missing; you probably deleted them or changed your view.

User: Nope, you are at fault, I'm calling your boss.

IT Person: (Thinks to him or herself) This is that flawed last thing changed logic. What a moron.

by Jack Bell November 11, 2009

Laaitjie

Slang word for child

This laaitjie is damn naughty!!

by Contradiction007 June 14, 2010

Last go trade

You offer to tell a friend a compliment you've heard made about her/him. But first, the friend must tell a compliment made about you. Can also be used for telling secrets.

You: Emily, I have a last go trade for a compliment.

Emily: OK, I have one for you. I heard that you were seen at the mall last week with an awesome hairstyle.

You: Oh thank you! Mark was at Hank's last week and told the bartender that you are the best looking woman to be seen there.

by redshead December 31, 2010

Last Cup Steez

When both beer pong teams are stuck on the last cup and the game seems like it will never end because nobody will sink the last shot

Man I'm caught in the fucking Last Cup Steez, this game is taking forever to finish

by Barry McCockinner March 20, 2011

LaShitivus

A professional who simultaneously meets the peter-principal standard & definition while being a functioning alcoholic. This person despite all their "unknown" short-comings (including but not limited to, inability to spell, read and write on a 10th grade English level) and lack of general intelligence will be successfully promoted up the ranks. A LaShitivus will survive and thrive in fortune 500 companies and law firms a like. The reason for the LaShitivus's success remains unknown, but his taste in scotch, women and suits is impeccable.

As an associate young LaShitivus is sent to court to file a minor motion. Bored and hung over LaShitivus forgets to file the motion and hits on an attractive court reporter - who turns out to be a young partner's wife. Upon his return Senior Partners hear about the spectacle and find this encounter amusing. They then offer LaShitivus a full time position after graduating.

by Craz Loave July 28, 2011

last stop before lesbian

1. This commonly refers to the last boy a girl dates before she realizes she likes girls. This is often used in a kind-hearted way.
abbreviation: LSBL

Girl 1: I just ran into my ex boyfriend, Bob.

Girl 2: Oh, how was that?

Girl 1: It was awkward because I was with my girlfriend and he was my Last Stop Before Lesbian

by dontgiveuptheship May 17, 2013