jakey basturt

*Scottish Slang*

Derrogotery term for a bisexual

'Hiy you ya jakey basturt...ill kick ure heed in'

by Ywer Matties October 3, 2006

Dirty Jaleesa

When you get your fake eye lashes caught under your eye lid and three guys sneak up on you and drop a giant load right on your eye ball.

Today has been a bad day. I spent $70 on new eye lashes and ended up in the ER with a Dirty Jaleesa

by WD82 May 13, 2021

Jalees

Jalees usually has a big belly and referred to as "jelly with the big mellow belly." He likes to play Agar.io and is a pro player.

Tahir asks Jalees to hit a tricksplit

by Therealzombie September 14, 2018

jalea

a short girl that’s mixed with green eyes and hates soda🤣🤣❤️

jalea is short

by by cat May 14, 2018

jaelyn

her teeth are ugly and she is most of the time a annoying blonde

Jaelyn is uglyy , but you know she handgs around cool kids

by lolllalalalalsjd9u4904 March 12, 2019

jalay

A nice person until you talk to him. He becomes a huge dick and you realize he has sexual fantasies of bugs and rabbits. Regularly jacks off to spiders and insects. Dreams about incest and is hard most of the time.

Watch out, there he is, a Jalay.

What an annoying Jalay.

by jdds69 February 2, 2018

Jaleyca

That feeling you get when you have to take a massive shit and cannot let it out for the life of you. If you are feeling this way or anything similar to this, call your local hospital and/or contact your personal doctor immediately for you may only have 7 days to live. In the worst case scenario, you may simply bleed out of your asshole (or "butthole") for at least a month or more. Nonetheless, call your doctor and/or local hospital.

"BOB CALL THE AMBULANCE QUICKLY!! I'M HAVING A JALEYCA!!"

by Zimbobwe October 22, 2012