Hamsterbitches

A very attractive female hamster that’s grabbing the attention of someone. There is a 100% chance to lay them.

„Hamsterbitches werden gelayed“ - jeder, immer.

by Ulfgunshot March 22, 2020

Hamiel

A Hamiel (otherwise known as Ham) is a specimen who aspires to be a subtle polygamist. They appear to be in a relationship with their actual girlfriend, yet have 2-3 other girls on the line. These girls are called "Meche Sluts" and some popular names among them are Cam and Emma. Hamiels will also become enraged if a group engages in a battle with the Ender Dragon when Hamiel is not present. Hamiel will pout for 3-4 business days before the pouting period is completed.

Nick: "Dude, quit talking to my girlfriend. You're being a total Hamiel."

by Ham Mesh March 30, 2020

Hamster

Fat chipmunk that likes running in circles and eating rabbit food

Hey, Ming Li is eating our hamster!!!

by KMKIKMIM March 31, 2020

Hamster

European hamsters, Syrian hahamsters and Chinese dwarf hamsters are rodents related to mice and rats

I got my Syrian hamster a nice big bin cage today. I almost got a crappy tiny plastic one the size of your Dick.

Oh that's nice. Wait wut?

by Minoru Yamasaki nerd July 15, 2020

hamirez

A fortnite hamster introduced in the Season 7 Battle Pass which was available for 950 vbucks

Hamirez is the best hamster

by HamiSIMP October 7, 2020

Hamsterjonas

A term used to refer to someone very bad at Rainbow Six Siege

Is that guy a Hamsterjonas? he is so bad.

by Golb007 March 8, 2021

Hamit

Kind of person that eats a burnt toast sandwich

That man Liam is a Hamit

by LiamHamit February 3, 2021