Aaron Gordon 

The Gordon is a very famous awesome guy! Ladies love him- boys do too ;). Aaron likes making pizza at giordonos. Why a famous celeb would like that idk man? I’m just the one making a definition about a celebrity. They also say that if Aaron Gordon jumps he will never come down.

Do you know Aaron Gordon?
No, whose that lol

Aaron Gordon by JCTheRappinKing November 11, 2020

Venetian Gondola 

A turn of phrase used to describe what flat mates get up to get the banter started. Where one gay (the rower) wanks his even gayer mate (the gondola) off. Like 'skiing' but involves two people not three.

"Where have them two gone?"
"dunno. Probably back to theirs to play the Ventetian gondola"

"Oi mate! Go and play with your Venetian gondola. He looks all lonely over there on his own, you batty! Ciao!"

Venetian Gondola by Chairman Mao's alter ego January 27, 2012

puta gorda 

Fat whore ! Or fat bitch! Depends on the context

Your sister is a puta gorda man!

puta gorda by Yellcat January 18, 2017

hot gondola 

Occurs whilst having sex in the shower with your significant other and one of the participants breaks wind.

Becky laid a hot gondola on me last night in the shower. Worst part is we had broccoli for dinner.....

hot gondola by Spanky mcspankface May 12, 2017

Gord 

The next step down from god. When something little goes right, or a plan comes to fruition, you thank gord, instead of god. "thank god" is generally reserved for the larger victories, such as winning the lottery.

"Thank Gord I didn't miss the bus!"


"Gord almighty"

Gord by Varick von francis March 23, 2009

Gordon Ramsey

The king of roasts (a.k.a) jesus (in my opinion)

Jake from hells kitchen- I made a wellington steak
Gordon Ramsey- Your "wellington steak looks like a "wellington boot

Gordon Ramsey by Reeeeeeeeeeeee_ginger July 23, 2019

a gordon minute

A Gordon Minute is 10 seconds.

It originated due to how fast Gordon demands thing to be done in his kitchen.
It's used for people that are always demanding things be done ASAP even though they specified more time than they actually allotted.

Cooking this wont take longer than a gordon minute.

skye was a 3 pump chump, he was finished with her in a gordon minute.

a gordon minute by dr muta August 11, 2014