Find me

You can't. I'm already found. I'm not hidden.

Hym "Ypu don't need to find me. Everyone already knows where I am. I'm in the surveillance apparatus. And killing me might lead to the attack of Americans. I'm an American. My rights are being violated and you're colluding with A MENTALLY RETARDED PERSON AND AN ALLEDGED SISTER MOLESTER to try and steal AI. The American people are the ones who are going to suffer from your trying to get away with this. I told you not to do it. You did it anyway. You need to get this retard out of our politics. Send his ass back to South Africa. Deport the South African invader immediately. You see the irony of a president deporting a bunch of migrants and then letting a retarded migrant take over the government, right? You're capable of understanding that, right? So, yeah, no. I'm not worried about it. Get him out. Send him back to Africa. Give me my shit. Bring the inflation down. That's your job. Do your job bitch. You are actively letting an immigrant steal from an American and it COULD HAVE cost Americans their lives and the lives of their kids."

by Hym Iam February 4, 2025

Skip Find

Cool junk that you find in someone else's garbage (a.k.a free-take bin), preferably without forethought.

From Canadian origins.

"Quinncy made a sick skip find the other day"
"What'd he find?"
"A broken nail gun!"

by PRESIDENTOBUNGA June 6, 2018

lost and find

An item taken from the lost and found that was not yours originally.

Check these sunglasses! What a great lost and find!

I was looking through the lost and found for a shirt I lost but I got this sweet lost and find instead.

by The guy in your old clothes. April 7, 2009

Find Your Rondon

When you gamble with your Fantasy Premier League transfer and it pays off. Originated when Sam Stockman picked Solomon Rondon, who went on to score a hat-trick.

FPL Player 1: “I can’t believe he scored a hat-trick”
FPL Player 2: “Find Your Rondon”

by SlamSockman May 11, 2022

find out

The second phase of "fuck around and find out," basically, the consequences of what happened when you fucked around.

After having spent several billion on Tumblr, Verizon quickly realized they entered the 'find out' phase of fucking around, and couldn't profit off the adult content on the site.

by Somebody, but not Nobody May 12, 2023

finding a needle in a haystack

When you need to do something that is really hard, almost impossible

They were on the bleachers.
Looking for then was like finding a needle in a haystack.

by Conrado41 March 14, 2017

You wouldn’t find that embarrassing

You wouldn’t find it embarrassing if people found out Jimmy Savile was a Jew? Don’t you think that would be embarrassing? I hope you guys do…otherwise I don’t want anything to do with you

You wouldn’t find that embarrassing

by Death Menace April 18, 2022