felch putty

the delectable combination of spunk and arse-juice found in one's brown eye prior to completion of the act of felching

'How can you say you don't give a damn Rhett, when our felch-putty is still wet on your moustache!' cried Scarlett in despair. (from Gone With the Wind by Margaret Mitchell)

by N North May 6, 2003

felch

The act of orally extracting one's own semen from the anus of another.

I would come up with an example, but I am sure it could not top your mental image.

by jaydon33 March 18, 2005

oral felching

n. kissing after a gay couple has had oral sex and the receiving partner not having swallowed so the two can savor the load.

Nick never swallowed when Kelvin came in his mouth. He believed in sharing and gave back a portion of Nick's load when he kissed him after finishing sex. At a party the other night, they found out this was called oral felching.

by Richard Black May 10, 2005

Felch

When a man cums in a womens anus or vagina then sucks the sperm out with his mouth.

Wendy got felched last night.....ugh!!

by Megaman09 April 29, 2009

felch

Many turbojet autopilot systems actually have a button labeled "FLCH" which is clearly pronounced "Felch Mode" by every corporate pilot I know.

For some reason many pilots are happy to discuss "Felch Mode" and why it should not be used.

PNF: We were cleared down to FL340, should I Felch you?
PF: Nah, just use VS mode.

by Cosmo50 February 19, 2008

felch

to suck cum out of somebody's ass

"dont you know felch means... well then tell me would you rather get felched or do the felching fuck em in the ass suck the cum out while you're belching burp belch then go back for a second helping"

-"Insane" From Eminem's Relapse Album

by eminemrelapse May 15, 2009

Felching

Sucking semen through a straw, out of a freshly fucked asshole.

She really needs to work on her felching, if she wants a spot on analcumsumption.com

by Ronzombie November 26, 2010