cauliflower ears

This is when you come up on some one from behind and vigorously create a heavy amount of friction on their ears with your hands.

Maan, he cauliflowered my ears so bad yesterday, they are still red from it.

by bakedfosho April 23, 2004

rabbit ears

Ears that you hold on to have good control over the persons head while they are performing fellatio on you.

Ken wuz happy that dis ho, Amy, had good rabbit ears, otherwise she would have pulled away before he blew, da bitch ain't no goo gobbler!

by Anonymous October 30, 2002

Bunny Ears

The act of slicing a penis vertically down the pee hole splitting into two equal halves to the pubic bone (still attached to the torso). Then, with two hands at opposing 45 degree angles, jerk/jack them off.

Ashwin : What did you do last night?
Pat : This girl gave me bunny ears.

by fuktd March 1, 2009

earsex

A hot guy is an earsex. An okay looking guy is an earfart, and an ugly guy is a dogfart.

J: Earsex!
A: Where?
P: No way, total earfart.
J: Na uh.

by Earsexyness October 9, 2003

trumpet ears

One who is listening in (earjacking) on a conversation and joining in with no invitation.

"Was I talking to YOU, trumpet ears?"

by liinamaria April 6, 2006

Dumbo Ears

When your shaved sweaty ball sack gets stuck to your legs. The shaved sack looks like Dumbo's ears and your dick is the trunk.

After a long run, I like to look in the mirror at my Dumbo Ears to see how well it stuck.

by Old Jew Man August 6, 2012

Hound dog ears

A set of female breasts that resemble the ears of a basset hound dog. Their natural perkiness has been completely taken away due to many reasons, most common natural age and/or too many meat pies. Most common in Essex, UK.

That pommy chick had a great rack…..until she let them loose. Dam hound dog ears nearly hit the floor.

by juggzilla December 21, 2008