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douchetistic

A douchebag who gives me no other choice in life than to make it them a bloody fucking statistic
My ex is such a douchetistic I wanna slap him to sleep with a skateboard
by GypzyWyldeChylde July 10, 2021
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Douchiano

Someone who intermittently loves his football team and hates his football team.
Tony: Oh my God, did you see that touchdown. We are the best team in the league.

Tony: Holy shit, did you see that fumble. We are the worst team in the league.
Henry: What a Douchiano.
by Shredder P August 12, 2022
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DoucheTube

A more proper and fitting name for "YouTube" given its propensity to censor comments and sanitize the discussion. Such censorship often serves to drive the conversation in a particular direction at the whim of the censor, and is essentially un-American and a violation of the rights granted under the US Constitution for free expression and discourse.
I saw a really sanitized comment. It was on DoucheTube.

DoucheTube removed my comment again.

I really enjoy DoucheTube, but I really wish the censors were not such douchebags.
by Looking Forward to the End October 27, 2023
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douchetoaster

A douchetoaster burning outside Cheetolini's Las Vegas hotel is the perfect metaphor for the next 4 years.
by MasculineToiletGuy January 18, 2025
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douchington

a formal title which is attached to a person that is douche-like, or is similar to a douche in personality
she was all like,"hey where the heck is douchington?"
"mitchell has procrastinated until the last minute again. he is cutting it close as usual."

(where 'mitchell' is the 'douchington' as a result of being a procrastinator)
by scapegirl February 17, 2025
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douchiemama

referring to a person who is severely constipated to the point where laxatives have not worked and causes fruitless contractions, leading to having to use a douche.

douchiemama - female
douchiedaddy - male
i think i need to become the douchiemama
by cinnamontoastmunch August 30, 2025
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Douchetator

The kind of Douche Canoe that supports a Dictator, and often influences said leader further down a dark and dirty path.
Stephen Weak-Arms Miller is the exact kind of Douchetator that T-Rump needs to succeed in ruining everything that was once great about America.
by Emit Rekcus October 9, 2025
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