Life Condom

A metaphorical device, that protects one from life such as getting a girl pregnant, getting in an accident that leaves you disabled for the rest of your life. You wind up getting in debt so far up your ass you have to work till you die!

Tom recently dropped out of school. He said he would go back next semester, and thanks to his life condom, he actually returned to school and finished his degree.

by Zac Kinder February 6, 2007

condom

A savior from responsibility

Thank God, I had a condom else we'd be screwed.

by Snap, Crackle, and Pop December 6, 2007

use a condom

the subliminal message to help protect humanity from the rise of anymore morons. Educate and make the world a better place before bringing more lives to this Earth.

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by Anyomous182 July 26, 2012

Hoochie Condom

A condom that a guy carries around in case he runs into a hoochie thats da shit. More than likely this will be carried in his wallet.

I banged this chick I met at the grocery store. I'm glad I had my hoochie condom.

by BenDover4sum April 20, 2009

condom

a rubber balloon you stuff your penis in ,to keep all yoursexually transmitted diseases to yourself

i had better wear a condom so you dont catch my herpes

by boomer2 July 28, 2003

Condominium

The Greek god who sparked a sacred covenant to prevent pregnancy with other Greek Gods. When Condominium's sacred covenant broke with Hoecles, her son Illegitimacus was born.

"Bitch yo ass better pray to Condominium that you aint gonna get pregnant."

"I hope I don't pull a Condominium and break through this shit."

by El Zacko September 20, 2006

condomless

Night of protection free passion.

I had a 'condomless' night

by effex January 2, 2005