stage 9 clinger

Similar to a stage 5 clinger - person has become clingy and obsessed

- with the exception that they are well aware of their clingy behavior and obsessive disposition

- as well as they seem to believe that their victim should find this behavior flattering, and except-able.

They don’t see any wrong with stocking or invading personal privacy.

Stage 9

Restraining orders tend to follow 🤣

~ submitted by Hcurlylocks

Two dates and he’s talking about exchanging house keys. Total stage 9 clinger.

Just met a week ago, Talking about “Our” family when running into friends (yours or theirs)

by Witches Cackle December 22, 2020

Reynolds-clone

Someone that wants to be just like the professional skateboarder Andrew Reynolds. Often wears the same brands, such as Emerica and Baker.
You also have clones from other skaters, such as Tony Hawk, Bam Margera, Eric Koston etc.

Please note that not everyone with a Baker deck or Emerica shoes is a Reynolds-clone, some just think that Baker decks are great and Emerica shoes too.

Dude, check out the Reynolds-clone over there, he thinks he's all that with his new Baker board. I bet he can't even do a Tre flip.

by Martinow September 20, 2007

Clunge

Another word for a vagina, usually a not very nice vagina. Can also be used as part of everyday words to make them sound a bit rank.

"Close you're legs, I can smell your clunge a mile off"

"Count Clungula

by JoshMK40 October 16, 2008

clanger

A joke that dies terribly. Particularly if the person making it expected a big laugh, and got silence.

"Dave's told a real clanger about a dyslexic mormon, but Joe saved the day with his shopping bit.

by Mike MacCana June 24, 2005

Clinger

Someone who goes out with someone and does not move on

Guy 1:Dude,I just can't forget about Joanne

Guy 2:Dude,Stop being such a clinger,just move on

by shizzle man 2 January 4, 2009

wow clone

Any Massive multiplayer online that copy one or more piece of shit from World of Warcraft

Wow clone + Wings = AION Online
Wow clone + faction rename =Warhammer Online
Wow clone + barbarian = Age of Conan
WOw clone + Wowclone = Red Cliff Online

by creativetest71 April 2, 2009

Stage 5 Clinger

Anyone who doesn't get the idea that the person they want, want's nothing to do with them. The name of the game here is denial, and it can lead a person down a slippery slope of unhappiness or embarrassment in the end. First signs of a stage 5 clinger would be a girl who is down to suck your dick within 1 hour of seeing you, and then ends up being obsessed with you despite any heroic actions on the part of the man.

Jerry Jabilo - Looks at girl with sexual intent, "Hey girl.."

Nicole Thompson - "Why hello there good sir," elequently

spoke Nicole.

Jerry Jabilo - "Shall we run off into my room and F-U-C-K?"

Nicole Thompson - "I'll do you one better ;)"

Jerry Jabilo - "What do you have in mind?"

Nicole Thompson - Nicole pulls a small box out of her purse, "Here is the finest cut diamond in the world...now ask me to marry you!"

Jerry Jabilo - "Holy fuck I gotta get outta here, we've got a stage 5 clinger on our hands"

Nicole Thompson - "NOOOOO! PLEASE, come back! I thought we had something special."

Nicole Thompson - "Oh well, he still loves me..."

by Lankyrat November 16, 2009