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brew tuber

Someone who believes that they know so much about brewing, or are so completely self involved, that they think that the whole world needs to know about what they are doing. So they create a you tube channel dedicated to it.
Sometimes this narcissitic wank fest can include:
BEER TASTING REVIEWS: Watching someone drink a beer, comment on its aroma, body, colour & taste. When the experience is COMPLETELY subjective.
Just because you can taste peaches and fresh mowed grass, doesn't mean that other people care!
HOW TO VIDEOS:
These can include how to make your own brew house (badly) How to make beer (badly) How to look after your beer (badly) How to dress like a brewer (badly) and hipster related rubbish.
RAMBLING:
Listening to some gob-shite waffle on about their kids, or how they popped round to trevors the other day.
CIRCLE JERKING:
This is where they thank other brewtubers for mentioning their name or something they did on youtube, to get subscribers to 'like' each other.
PREMATURE BREWTUBER:
People who have no effing idea what they are doing. So new to brewing, but so keen to be on the internet so everyone can see them. They set up their youtube channel before they have even made anything. So you can experience the whole process alongside them. Usually these guys stick around for 6 episodes before they realise how shit they actually are, and/or that no-one actually cares.
"Dave? Put down the bloody smart phone! I'm here for brew day, I'm not a bloody brew tuber"

"See that video from Alan yesterday?" , "didn't realise he was a brew tuber"

15mins of my life I'll never get back, bloody brew tuber
by Relevant Opinion August 25, 2014
mugGet the brew tubermug.

Jillians Brew

A mixture of kool-aid, various brands and kinds of alcohol, lemonade mix, blue jell-o, lots of sugar and whipped cream with pineapple and cherries on top.

The contents are then dyed a dark blue colour and served. It is known that this drink was made by Jillian as a tribute to the song A Rich Shade of Blue by Class of 3000 which was one of the songs that center around Eddie. This was given to Maggs and Dvstroyaa by her as a joke but everyone ended up liking it and ate it during their daily viewing.
Person 1: “Mmm I think Ill have some Jillians Brew tonight and serve some for everyone!!! Itll be so good.”
Person 2: “Well here goes… Im willing to try it.”
by yayyyyy me! July 14, 2022
mugGet the Jillians Brewmug.

[mash] a [brew]

get on a drink and cocaine session in bebington
"mash a brew!"(excl.)
"do you wanna mash a brew tonight?"
"eh-up lads,are we mashin'?"
"I saw the lads earlier,and they'd defo mashed one"
by bebington beaut. February 4, 2009
mugGet the [mash] a [brew]mug.

Permanent Brew

(in Bloons Gaming) a 5th Tier upgrade for the Monkey Alchemist which applies a permanent Stronger Stimulant buff to all nearby towers, as well as a permanent Acidic Mixture Dip buff to make up for the permanent buffs it provides.
"Getting Permanent Brew with the best towers like Ninja Monkey for example can make up for a devastating combination and synergy."
by Otheruser325 April 2, 2023
mugGet the Permanent Brewmug.

Witches brew

My shit looks like witches brew because I had to many wings last night
by 3littlewindowsills June 9, 2022
mugGet the Witches brewmug.

kaylie brew

a psychopathic ranga who has no relations with her family at all and is attracted to hand sanitiser.
damn kaylie brew ruby just blew chunks can i have some of your hand sanitiser
by lilskett August 13, 2019
mugGet the kaylie brewmug.

awake the wizzard brewing

how do women have kids they must have some sort of wizzard inside them
girl you gotta awake the wizzard brewing
by SKRRR SKKRR JACKSON March 11, 2023
mugGet the awake the wizzard brewingmug.

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