bottling the home brew 

Allowing a man to ejaculate inside of you in a reckless or intentionally procreative manner.

Tammy: What's up with your sheets?
Tanya: My boyfriend and I have been bottling the home brew, and shit's been getting messy.
Tammy: So I take it we're not sharing vodka until shark week
Tanya: Well, you can never be too careful!
Tammy: You could always try being A LITTLE careful...

bottling the home brew by inbrambles January 18, 2013

may the brew be with you 

Having beers be with you at all time, alcohol.

Hey johnny, may the brew be with you and don't let the alcohol be out of your sight.

may the brew be with you by thelostvokal May 7, 2015

Schroedinger's Brew

Until proven otherwise when sober, a beer that could be both in or out of the stomach.

As Chris began to black out, he realized Schroedinger's Brew would be in effect until the next morning.

Schroedinger's Brew by Bonesaf May 22, 2017

cook my brew

As a joke when someone is cooking for you.

what you say on halloween if you dress up as a witch.

or if the food you eat looks like crap, or is yuck.

"cook my brew >:) muhahahahaaa"

"hello kids im a witch I need to cook my brew with you!."

cook my brew by soniiiety July 7, 2018

scottie's brew 

A delicious knock off cola from 1965-1966 and Mary's (from Kids on Bikes) favorite cola.

"Mary loved drinking a cold Scottie's Brew while working at her dad's bike shop.

scottie's brew by Kids on Bike Fan June 24, 2019

put a brew on

Asking someone to make a cup of tea.

I'm a bit parched are you going to put a brew on.

put a brew on by Jeff theReff September 11, 2020

Witch's Brew 

A game involving two or more players and any number of drinks, fluids, whatever have you (note: this game is best played under the influence). Imagine hot potato, but replace your usual projectile with drinks, and swap out throwing a ball or whatever with spitting the liquid into the next player's mouth, otherwise known as the "witch's brew".

After the first player has gargled for 30 seconds, they spit into the next player's mouth, and are given the opportunity to add something to the brew. Spitting out the brew (the witch's brew equivalent of dropping the "hot potato") results in elimination. Rinse and repeat the process until someone either wins by swallowing the "witch's brew" (which requires at least 4 passes of the brew between players), or is the last one standing after all others have spat out the brew.

Brody: "Ayo, did you hear this bro?"
Terry: "Nah, what's up?"
Brody: "P Diddy just got exposed for hosting competitive games of Witch's Brew at his celebrity parties."
Terry: "Sick."

Witch's Brew by candycrushcraze August 16, 2024