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Meth Tarts

A super-sweet, tart candy that comes in many colors. Shaped like miniature hockey pucks, and works like Meth-amphetamines to supercharge a small child's metabolic systems.

Sometimes there are necklaces made with the candy,
this is just a way to conceal the drug for conspicuous transport on the mean streets.

*Note* Will probably be a class 1 controlled substance (much like Extacy) in the near future.
Little Andy has been bouncing on his bed like a Jack Russell Terrier for two hours straight, the influence of Meth Tarts is most obvious at this juncture.

My five year old niece just took a bite of a dog that was trying to play nice, looks like her Daddy fed her Meth Tarts again!
by Stoogin-Poogins August 7, 2006
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Tats

the word to describe when a girl is banging to describe her tits and ass forming Tats
Damn she hella fine she got it goin on look at her tats
by Dejoka January 13, 2011
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tales from the crypt

(1)when a person or situaltion is beyond pathetic and out of control.
(2)when a persons drug habit has reached messy proportions and their physical appearence has deteriorated to a near death level.
girl... i was down at the metadone clinic this morning and saw cece in line... girl when she turned to say hello, i barely recognized her. she looked tales from the crypt
by aaron schirmer August 28, 2007
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Tats

Pepporoni Nipples that are unnormally HUGE. Mostly derived from colombians it is a normal part of their body heritage. Usually males with glasses have TATS.
Solrac: Yo Manuela you have TATSSS!!!

Garyous: hahahaha

Manuela: OMG AHHHH
by Solrac the V December 9, 2008
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Talis

This guy is such a talis.
by Scarceisgay January 24, 2020
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tallshort

isn't a word, average is the word I think you're looking for
jordan thinks tallshort is a word when in fact it isnt and is something he made up
by wemzziii June 18, 2020
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Farts and Tarts

an exclamation used to express frustration or excitement
Kate: Dude, the frat house ran out of alcohol...
Shannon: Farts and Tarts! What are we going to do now?

Rachel: They're having a two for one deal on burritos at Panchos!
Abra: Farts and Tarts! That's fucking awesome!
by Deegle Beegle February 19, 2009
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