The wholesome, pleasant treat bestowed upon your penis after a hearty session of anal jackhammering. Often associated with fucking your girlfriend's ass for the first time, and her subsequent loss of spxincteral control. Also known as the chocolate fairy, fiber maiden, and the corn-covered lollipop.
Odell was really enjoying Ms. Profitt's ass, until the unforseen arrival of shit dick surprise. Then he was crushed by the tidal waves of her flapping ass cheeks.
by Wheatus April 15, 2004
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i took a picture for my buddy while he was doing his chick, because he wanted to give her a surprise marlin.
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A person shits inside an air conditioner as he or she is leaving a hotel. The next person to use it will no doubt put his or her face up to the air conditioner to get the full blast of coolness.
Instead, he or she will get the full blast of shitness.
Instead, he or she will get the full blast of shitness.
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Get the Navel surprise mug.When a genital wart comes off into your mouth and you unexpectedly bite down onto it between your teeth.
Gristle : tough cartilaginous, tendinous, or fibrous matter
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Hey man they think there gonna give us a red light ticket but instead all they'll get is an oatmeal cream surprise!!
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