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shit dick surprise

The wholesome, pleasant treat bestowed upon your penis after a hearty session of anal jackhammering. Often associated with fucking your girlfriend's ass for the first time, and her subsequent loss of spxincteral control. Also known as the chocolate fairy, fiber maiden, and the corn-covered lollipop.
Odell was really enjoying Ms. Profitt's ass, until the unforseen arrival of shit dick surprise. Then he was crushed by the tidal waves of her flapping ass cheeks.
by Wheatus April 15, 2004
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Surprise Marlin

When you are fucking a girl and you poke your finger in her butt hole and with your other hand stick it in her mouth like a fish hook, right as you do that your buddy jumps out of the closet and takes a picture. Like you just caught a huge marlin.
i took a picture for my buddy while he was doing his chick, because he wanted to give her a surprise marlin.
by catch of the year 1947 July 9, 2009
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AC Surprise

A person shits inside an air conditioner as he or she is leaving a hotel. The next person to use it will no doubt put his or her face up to the air conditioner to get the full blast of coolness.
Instead, he or she will get the full blast of shitness.
Yo, that hotel sucked. Good thing I gave them the AC Surprise...
by Pimp Cat August 14, 2004
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Nut Surprise

When a girl is sucking a guy's dick and he randomly nuts on her face and yells SURPRISE!
"Dude I totally gave that chick a nut surprise last night."
by Aimee & Bill March 20, 2008
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Navel surprise

Left over jizz found in a girls belly button the following day.
Lisa: Eww gross whats in my belly button!!!

Karen: It appears Kyle left you a Navel surprise.
by Gritty42 November 29, 2011
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gristley surprise

When a genital wart comes off into your mouth and you unexpectedly bite down onto it between your teeth.

Gristle : tough cartilaginous, tendinous, or fibrous matter
Went down on a new partner I picked up last night, I had no idea I was in for a gristley surprise.
by Trader1933 January 14, 2017
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Oatmeal Cream Surprise

The act of concealing your license plate with an oatmeal cream pie box and running red light cameras repeatedly.
Hey man they think there gonna give us a red light ticket but instead all they'll get is an oatmeal cream surprise!!
by Timbo and R Flo August 15, 2009
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