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Simian Strike

(n). When you are slamming a woman from behind, and randomly give her a right hook behind the ear, and you just keep on going about your business. A euphemism for a monkey punch.
That stupid bitch got pissed when I gave her a simian strike last night, and she said just for that I cannot tea bag her anymore
by MonkeyPuncher October 4, 2021
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Simian strike

When you are about to slam a woman from behind, but instead you fist it with an uppercut.
"She was waiting for me to put it in and instead I went all simian strike on her"
by TheBiggestHead October 5, 2021
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