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Make Mr.T a sammich

Said after making someone your bitch because you majorly pwned them, could also be finished with fool if the pwnage was rapeful.
Wankmasta after pwning logan in halo :Dude i just raped you go make mr.t a sammich fool.
logan: *proceeds in making mr.t a sammich*
by wankmasta November 6, 2004
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semi-poon

Semi-poon is used to describe what a retarded teenager would refer to as having a girl let him eat her out. It is synonymous with cunnilingus, and when referred to as "semi-poon", sounds much more intriguing than it actually is meant to sound.
JC: Guys, you won't believe this. Last night, I got semi-poon.

Guys: ...what the fuck is semi-poon?

JC: Well, you know...my girlfriend let me eat her out.

Guys: Oh. Um.....cool, I guess.
by 2muchdutch August 11, 2010
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make me a sammich mentality

The state of mind that a wife-beater or otherwise angry male house inhabitant tends to dwell in. This state of mind often takes physical forms outside of a simple mentality. When one is in said state, a fury of bitch slaps and most often angry demanding remarks are hellishly unleashed onto ones life partner. Phrases such as "DON'T YOU SPEAK WOMAN!", "SHUT UP AND GET ME A BEER!", or, more commonly, "MAKE ME A SAMMICH BITCH!" are shouted at said life partner. Users of the MMASBM can commonly be described as fat, sweaty with the distinct stench of beer, stale cigarettes, and microwaveable dinners. Sometimes heavy Texan or otherwise bumfuck amuurhican state accents are attributed to such individuals. Although the "Make Me a Sammich Bitch" mentality is a common and natural male process, it is frowned upon in most northern states and all of Canada. In today's world, it is not recommended for use, as the female component of the mentality may end up with 50% of your life, and both testicles.
guy 1: "so I heard Cletus has been in a make me a sammich mentality lately"
guy 2: "yeah he threw his beer at his woman and told her to make him a sammich"
guy 1: "she must have been giving him lip"
by Carson Myers December 14, 2008
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Wang Sammich

1. A delicious treat, involving a puff pasty and a phallus.
2. A User of 404 Error who made me blow on the blow pens. I said no daddy no, but he said I wouldn't get my waffles if I didn't use the blow pens and he filmed it.
1. That one one tasty Wang Sammich.
2. HE IS THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS
by superfreak69 September 22, 2004
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Semi-Boo

The name for a person who is not officially your boyfriend/girlfriend (or boo).
by Woupiethug April 29, 2008
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semi sibling

For children growing up in spilt families, When a parent remarries and has further children they are half brothers and sister.
When the parent who has left then has children the two young half siblings are unrelated. these are semi siblings.

Your parents first spouse's children. usually the half siblings of your half siblings.
My sister's Father's daughter is my semi sister.

My Brother's mother's son is me semi brother

They are both my semi siblings
by Toyotarox October 3, 2009
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Semi-significant other

A person you are dating casually, but is potentially a keeper.
I thought you and Kimberly were monogamous.
Well, she is a semi-significant other, but we haven't committed to anything yet, so I'll keep trolling while I wait for her to get serious.
by Obscure One November 18, 2016
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