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porcelain slammer

when a chick is throwing up bent over the toilet, the man comes up from behind her and throws it in-- hopefully causing the girl's head to slam into the back of the john.
dude, i caught my girlfriend booting last night, so i gave her the porcelain slammer.
by Markoo420 September 25, 2006
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helsinki slammer

(From what I remember)

The act of receiving a rusty trombone and then transitioning into a white dragon, following that up with a strawberry shortcake, finishing off by power slamming the girl through a table.
I showed her how much I cared on our anniversary when I gave her the Helsinki Slammer.
by gfar July 18, 2008
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gammon slammer

the male genittalia with reference to sexual intercourse
i broke her beef curtains with my monsterous gammon slammer
by Nox Noctics July 17, 2006
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shammered

Shammered: Originated from the use of a construction tool term, 'hammered', to describe excess alcohol in the body. 'Shit' from the origin of curse, is commonly used as an adjective to modify a noun in a positive, negative, derogative, or usually a useless sense. It sometimes can be used alone and still be considered a complete sentence as do other words of the curse origin. In this term the root word 'hammered' is being modified by the term 'shit'. Thus the adjective 'shit' is positively or negatively describing the state of hammered. This still does not define the 'shit hammered' experience as being a positive or a negative one. That is a personal decision. 'Shit hammered' has over time been shortend or slurred to end up being pronounced 'shammered'. Or something close.
"shammerdly, shammerdest, shammerding"
"Damn I am shammered!"
"You are walking very shammerdly."
"That's the shammerdest thing I have ever seen"
"You should be shammered of yourself"
etc... you get the picture...
by mckenzie1 February 13, 2006
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Detroit Slammer

Usually referred to as having someone defocating on you, while having a bad case of the runs. The most common of Detroit Slammer involves eating a coney dog, and crapping the remains all over someone's face Anyone who enjoys this practice should drown in a big pool of shit.
"After you eat that coney dog, could you pleas drop trou, and squeeze out a Detroit Slammer on my chest"
~Tenacious D, "Rock Your Socks Off"
by Tayshon Prince May 14, 2003
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simmer them nipples

meaning calm down when talking to a female or a guy that acts gay.
girl: "WHAT MOM!? I'M ON THE PHONE!"
guy: "damn girl, simmer them nipples."
by express2012 March 8, 2010
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Samert

The coolest person on earth!

Sweet, Kind, Sense of Humor.
Im gonna give you a samert sandwich.
by Amobrodude November 11, 2010
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