Definitions by Markoo420

porcelain slammer 

when a chick is throwing up bent over the toilet, the man comes up from behind her and throws it in-- hopefully causing the girl's head to slam into the back of the john.

dude, i caught my girlfriend booting last night, so i gave her the porcelain slammer.

porcelain slammer by Markoo420 September 25, 2006

gaybar 

(adj.) when someone is acting gayer than a fag, one would assume they are being a gaybar.

damnit John! stop being such a gaybar!

gaybar by Markoo420 September 16, 2006