Negative One 

Formerly Lummox #1. The only Lummox known to have had negative points. He was therefore booted from the Lummox and is referred to as negative one.

Negative one lost so may points he was booted out.

Negative One by N/A December 19, 2003

negative one 

When a girl hasn't gone through puberty and has no boobs. They look so flat that it looks like they go into her body.

I was in the mall the other day and saw this ugly negative one chick.

negative one by SPWalle August 28, 2010

negative one pump chump

one who jizzes in their pants at anything like in the lonely island video.

A breeze flew in and I jizzed in my pants. That is a negative one pump chump move.

negative one pump chump by Thisgirlruns August 12, 2012

Negative One Million Inches of Rain 

When it never rains because you live in a dumb state who decided that rain was against it's religion.

Guy One: "It rains all the time here!"
Guy Two: "Really? It's negative one million inches of rain up in this bitch."
Guy One: "Where do you live?"
Guy Two: "Minnesota."

Negative One Million Inches of Rain by k-moneyyyy October 7, 2012

That One Negative Asshole 

When you are looking at the most hilarious posting on the Internet, and there is a rate section, and most are thumbs up and one thumb down...Unfortunately.

That One Negative Asshole has to try and spoil everything. sigh. Can't they get a grip on life, and piss their pants every once in a while?

That One Negative Asshole by Abraham's Adversary December 3, 2016

negative infinity out of one infinitesimal 

A ranking reserved for war crimes so bad, WWII Germany and Japan look like joke villains compared to the masterminds behind such atrocities.

"'Cuties' and the 'Hype House'. Films/series that are so bad they have the dishonor of being ranked as a negative infinity out of one infinitesimal. Did Netflix create these as actual entertainment or instruments of torture?"

negative infinity out of one infinitesimal by Silicosis9324 May 9, 2023

Negative-oned 

Being turned off extremely that it goes into the negatives.

Example: You worked so hard to get close to doing the thing but then you don’t, so you’re negative-one’d. You also tend to get really angry and sad after this happened because you can’t quite put the words together to express what you feel about what happens as the negative-oner also tries so hard to make it seem like they don’t get your hints.

“I can’t believe this! I go negative-oned so bad!”

Negative-oned by yesamredi November 10, 2021