Swinging the Scones

American slang for an act of sexual nature.

Hillary and Donald watched the fireworks on the harbour whilst Swinging the Scones.

by Redpool182 July 4, 2016

swine wank knob fucker

A swine wank knob fucker is someone who is always a douche. Even at their nicest they are extremely rude. Most commonly they have daddy issues and manage to Piss you off all the time

Jim at the party last night was a real swine wank knob fucker

by SwineWankKnobFucker420 January 21, 2017

Swine

A "swine" can be a "pig" or someone who you dislike or when they are unknowledgeable .

You uncultured swine.

by xirroh August 1, 2017

Swindy kip

The act of pretending to sleep in order to swindle your peers.

Wow he sure swindy kipped into a false sense of security.

by RCcar August 5, 2017

Swindonesque

A word used to describe something very cheap or poor

"Did you see Bob's swindonesque old prius?"

by Thicc_doggo June 15, 2018

Swinefarts

Gas, farts or flatulence caused by the over consumption of pork products. Especially amplified if combined with dunkel (dark) beer. Especially when traveling in Germany or Eastern Europe.

Last night we ate the whole pig except for the oink. This morning I have a bad case of the swinefarts.

by Kevhead1 January 26, 2020

swinger dog

Swinger dog; A dog that lives down the road and is shared by families... most who live in trailers.

Swinger dog; Goliath is a big pitbull that swings with my family, screws my bitch, and lives a mile away.

by mr.b.whisker April 25, 2020