Susan

Susan is an amazing girl, She is very talented at what she does (Photography..) She put's alot of time and effort into them, Just like she does alot of things. She enjoys Partying and having fun. She is a very Beautiful, funny girl with an Incredible sense of humor, And an Incredibly sexy Laugh and accent. Her culture is a Polish one, Which is a very Indistinct one at that. Everybody who is with Susan agree's she is one of the most Beautiful People around.
Careful, you don't want to miss out on her, She truly is the most Amazing person you will ever meet.

Man 1 "Hey man, Did you meet Susan?
Man 2 "Yeah, She's an Amazing Girl"
Man 1 "Don't take her for Granted, She's a Keeper"

by AussieMeth January 1, 2012

Susan

My wife who took the fucking kids.

Susan took the fucking kids

by Pussy_master69 March 8, 2019

Susan's gammy leg

a bad ache, making you shout nonsense comments such as "Ah the bugger!" this will give pain in the leg, leaving the owner unable to walk to morris. The owner will also want items such as cigs fetching.

ooh it does hurt, this leg of mine!

ah you've got Susan's gammy leg!

by Warren Mortimer April 30, 2008

Susana

Your adopted kid

Oh no susana found she’s adopted

by Anametonotuseonline October 25, 2019

Susan

Susan is the type of lady who knows you better than you know yourself. She's pretty magical, some would say she can create potato chips merely from her bare hands and no potatoes. She detests Shark Tank for its competitive culture, but is willing to watch it if it means spending time with her loved ones.

She greets you ten times, just to-you know-be friendly. People compare her to Jesus, but that's just hearsay. Is she Jesus? No. But, has anyone ever seen her and Jesus in the same room at the same time? No, they have not.

Woman: "Wow, what is that beautiful scent you're wearing?"
Susan: "I haven't showered since 1972. Guess it's just my natural scent."

by susanisthebest August 31, 2017

Susan

Susans are very smart and very pretty. There is no exceptions to this. She is always kind and caring for others. She has a big booty and is ready to shake it. You can typically see her riding a horse or riding yo mans. She can be quiet at times but has a big wild streak. She keeps her work at her job and fun in her bed. Even though she has a fantastic body, she is still has fantastic mental health. If you find a Susan, hold her close! You'll want to keep her.

Boy1: Damnnn that girl is hot
Boy2: bet she's a thot tho
Boy1: nahhhh she's a Susan

by Susan_dog186 June 21, 2019

Susan

A Susan is a psycho bitch, she’s a undercover ratchet, and she likes guys way younger than her. She will stalk you and she will hunt you. You will never get away from Susan.

Omg did you see Susan in the bushes earlier watching us? She’s crazy !

Did you hear Susan was on that show snapped?

It don’t matter if you turned off your location bro Susan always knows where you are.

by WeBee Is the handle October 11, 2020