Paul Ryan

(Noun) A mixture of semen and tears.

She had Paul Ryan all over her and it was hilarious.

by Din of Inequity September 5, 2012

Ryan Magee

A Youtube persona with a disgusting sense of humor who co hosts his lets play/sketch channel with his buddy and lover, Matt Watson. His interests: bread, milk, cigarettes, video games, and the iron giant.

Person one: "Hey, whos that man banging the body pillow over there?"
Person two: "Oh thats just Ryan Magee"
Person one: "UwU XD"
Person two: "Go and die please"

by Dan Avidan December 2, 2019

Paul Ryan

Verb: to fill something with foul, Taco Bell-esque excrement
Adjective: to be full of said excrement

My baby just Paul Ryaned her diaper, her diaper is Paul Ryan-y.

by warriorpooflinger August 30, 2012

Ryanair

The biggest piece of shit in the history of the earth

Dude my bum is mishaped due to Ryanair’s weird seats, the flight attendant offered me to buy comfy seats for 130€/Hr but I said no.

by Handpumpcracklebum July 25, 2018

National Ryan Day

A national day on the 13th June in which all the Ryans globally are celebrated.

It's the 13th June! It's National Ryan Day!☆

by H3lp m3 October 3, 2018

Ryan Punch

The largest blow possible in any violent confrontation. Also known as the Peacemaker Punch, The Face Breaker, or The Old Haymaker.

This devastating maneuver is performed usually with the fist of the attacker being pulled back behind its respective shoulder. This results in physical pressure equivalent to a small thermonuclear device that is delivered to a (minority's) nose.

Can be used on doors, lockers, grandparents, terrorists, you, me, or anyone else that incites the rage of of the callous handed barbarian that uses this kind of blow.

guy 1: "Hey did you see that thing he did to (insert anyone here, really)? It was like a... a..."

guy 2: "Ya man its called a Ryan Punch."

guy 1: "He wouldnt do that to me, right...?"

guy 2: "That depends on how black you are. lolz"

by Patriot Marz April 27, 2008

Ryan

Someone who is very easy to talk to, has a sense of humor, and knows a lot. He can either be your best friend or your enemy. He can be really nice or he can be a real jerk. Gets defensive sometimes. Has a few close friends, and a few that he's lost because of stupid things. He is great with getting people to like him, he's very cute. He's nice, sweet, funny, outgoing, and very handsome.

I was talking with Ryan earlier, he is soooo sweet! My god he's so cute too, it's amazing how easy it is to talk to him!

by tnatropmIenOoN(read backwards) June 5, 2011