Poofter Chook

An outcome to one's detriment resulting from an incorrect decision.

Akin to stepping on one's own appendage.

We really Poofter Chooked ourselves by taking that shortcut.

I completely Poofter Chooked myself when I agreed to take this job.

by Singapore Charlie June 15, 2010

poofter

A slang term for a homosexual.

(can also be used when joking around with mates)

1)Dave, what the fuck is wrong with you? I saw you kiss another guy! You're a fucking poofter!

2)Me: Pay the tab
Friend: Nah fuck you
Me: You fuckin poofter! Pay the tab NOW!

by Penis November 26, 2004

Pooter Flakes

When a girl has a crusty genitalia and is also very horny. Inwhich makes her wet. You then scoop out the crusties and wetness on a spoon and eat it. Just like cereal.

Man, i just preformed pooter flakes on that chick.

by QuinnSchneider May 1, 2007

poltergeist

The act of engaging in doggy-style sex and having a friend come in the room and take your place without the girl knowing, you then walk outside a window where she can see you and wave happily at her.

"last night my brother and I pulled a poltergeist! You should have seen my mom's face!"

by pastafagioli May 18, 2010

porter potty

The way you think a portable toilet in a big tall rectangular box is spelled.
At least this is how i thought it was spelled.

"Ah man if i dont tell coach i gotta let one loose i may get a hershey surprise on the field"

by Meech March 28, 2005

porter

A very dark beer, almost as dark and rich as stout. Called so because it was given to porters for the large amount of nutrients it contained. It allowed them to not have to stop to eat

Yuengling makes good porter

by O'Flionn December 9, 2008

Porter

Porter, v.

The act of vomiting after a night of excessive drinking. Coined in Liverpool, UK.

Joey: So how was Javier's party last night?
Greg: Good, except that one Asian porter'd all over the place.
Philip: I think that I'm going to porter tonight.

Simone: This one time when I got so drunk, I portered all over the place and got engaged to some guy I was drinking with.

by Erasmus Boyband September 10, 2011