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ungroomal optimism

Ungroomal optimism - when a single guy has undying optimism that he'll one day be the groom to the love of his wife/life. He can still be 100, as long as he's still living and optimistic!
The poor guy gets dumped more than a clown in a dunktank. He never complains around anyone about being single; he just has this ungroomal optimism about him.
by formattedfire3 November 1, 2013
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glass option

Military parlance for a nuclear strike. The extreme heat from a nuclear blast will render inert materials, like sand, into glass, or a glass-like state. Hence, the glass option.
I say we go glass option on these hodgy bastards.
by glass_option March 22, 2017
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Pessimistic Optimism

When you thinking the worst will happen so when either it comes true or not, you either get the result you expected or you get delightfully surprised.
"How is Kyle so pessimistic and happy at the same time?"
"He is using Pessimistic Optimism"
by DiddlyYourDoos February 5, 2020
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Green Optimism

Act of succeedingly and repeatedly convincing or persuading people in your surroundings that their suicide would mean a great deal for the earhtly environement.
Dan : "Green optimism might be the end of your troubles .. and possibly more!"
by davesquicksh December 30, 2020
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lane option

Driving down middle of both lanes due to the empty road.
What are you doing bro? You’re in the middle of the road?!

Yeah I’ve got lane option nobody’s out here.
by slattscoo January 28, 2021
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n'optimal

Well, that was n'optimal!
by n'optimal username February 2, 2023
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Option A

A code name for a really shitty roommate who never cleans up after themselves or takes any responsibility for their actions. Goes long periods of time without showering or washing any of the clothes they put on. Tends to act very promiscuous sleeping with older men and possibly drug dealers all while having a boyfriend. Also a good chance of scabies infestation due to the previously mentioned promiscuity.
"Oh shit Option A is back" Followed by an overall lack of enthusiasm and annoyance from other roommates
by Maverick and Moose February 24, 2010
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