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neeblet

The lowest possible noob. The scale goes, from highest to losest:

noob
nooblet
neeb
neeblet

It is a derivative of the derivative of noob. Always offensive, it is reserved for the most persistant and stupidest of the noobs. Often neeblets call experienced players noobs or nooblets, believing that because they won't give them free stuff they are stupid and nooby.

The biggest difference between a noob and a neeblet is that neeblets insult and threaten people they are begging from.

Neeblets usually go nowhere in the game and end up quitting "Cause everyones a f***ing n00blet"

Common spellings:
n33blet
neeblet
N338137 (used by one neeblet calling someone else a neeblet)
Neeblet (to person 1): PHr3E 5700ph pL0z!!11!!!
Person 1: No you noob!
Neeblet: G1V3 m3 Phr33 St00fz0rz oR 1 VVi11 haX0r j00z0rz W17h M3 1337 5k1llsz0rz, j00 N00bl37!
Person 1: (walks away)
Neeblet walks two steps away to person 2, who saw the entire thing and repeats the process with different experienced players begging, threatening, then finally insulting and moving on.
by Zappacky May 11, 2006
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nut needles

The short stubbly pubes leftover when a man decides after a week it's no longer a good idea to shave his balls.
"We can't do it right now. Your nut needles keep stabbing my ass."
by Bob the Dog September 8, 2005
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Citation Needed

What you say to some dumbass motherfucker when he pulls some stupid shit out of his ass. Comes from Wikipedia.
Ben: The Sikhs control all the worlds corn.

Jack: Citation needed.
by Ganondox September 24, 2017
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special needer

a person lacking normal intellect. usually seen coming out of a bus of special needers, in a group of needers, or masturbating in public ( not knowing any better )
" Hey! Look! It's a bus fulla special needers!!!!!! "
by shawna donkey August 2, 2003
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Neeflet

A non-gender specific word for neices and nephews.
I have 5 nieces and 3 nephews, therefore I have 8 neeflets.
by Kalnoch May 3, 2011
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NEEDLEDICK BUGFUCKER

a guy whose penis size is so small and virtually nonexistent, that he uses a magnifying glass to locate his stem, and a tweezers to masturbate.
After 5 minutes into the sex act, his wife asked him, "Is it in, yet?"
From that point forward, he earned the name, "Needledick Bugfucker."
by weave September 9, 2003
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needless to say

An unnecessary and somewhat obnoxious introduction to an obvious observation.
Synonymous with the phrase “it goes without saying.”
Person A: I heard that my teacher’s vagina smells like a toxic waste dump. Needless to say I won’t be putting my nose anywhere near that.

Person B: If it’s needless to say, then why did you say it?

Person A: Well…I…uh…I don’t know.

Person B: Dick (while walking away).
by Wite Vagina Finda January 19, 2010
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