landon guy

The only ass that a Landon Guy gets is the ass of his fellow MALE peer. Why would u go to a all boy school if u like girls, cuz ur a homo and a faggot. Landon Guys have huge, gay orgies in their locker rooms after lax games.

landon guys are faggots.

by landon sux dick March 11, 2005

landdog

large bodied, loud, obnoxious, arrogant breed of Australian alcoholic. should not be confused with bogans/footy heads or yobos. Although there are similarities such as constant flano wearing and dirty potty mouth, they are a breed of human all to there own.
IF sober they can be mistaken for a regular citizen of society but do not be fooled a landdog is a dangerous territorial creature and will bite without provoking.

1."Ned Taylor ruined my chances with that poonani last night by being such a landdog"
2."fucking hell how big of a landdog is Mika these days"
3."shut ya lips Hayden ya fucking landdog"
4."your such a landdog don't you have a different flano"
5."take a shower you fucking landdog"
6. "whats everyone up to today?" "dont know but im pretty sure landdog is at the pub"

by Landdog May 16, 2010

landpig

An alternative word for ground hog

"Oh look, there's a dead landpig on the side of the road."

by SJK January 5, 2008

Landon

Landon is caring, sweet, charming, and hot! He is so nice to every one and has a lot of friends more than you can most people do. Landon is also a gentlemen and wouldn't do anything to hurt anyone. He has a smile that lights up the whole room and you can't help but smile every time you're around him. He has blonde hair and blue green eyes and if you ever find a man like him never let him go.

Girl one : Who was that you were talking to?

Girl two : That's Landon! Isn't he the hot.

Girl one : Yeah I wish he was single!

by soccer121 May 31, 2018

landon

the perfect little to an even more perfect big. you are the luckiest jew out there!!

i was i had a landon for a little

by landons biggie October 16, 2018

landon james

landon is the most amazing person you will ever meet in your entire life. he is the nicest, most caring, and talented person ever. landon is very loyal and is always there when you need him.

He reminds me of a Landon James, extremely caring!

by craig the popsicle January 5, 2019

Landon

Landon is the best guy you’ll ever meet. He’s very sweet to his girlfriend and very loyal. He has a tendency to leave everyone on opened, but he doesn’t do it for fun. He always tries to get his girl alone and tell his friends to go away when he’s with her. He is very overprotective when it comes to his girlfriend and doesn’t let any guy alone with her. He can be very mean sometimes, but in the end he feels bad about it. He’s tall, pale, with brown hair, and the prettiest blue/green eyes. He will never take advantage of you no matter what. If you are his girlfriend then he will love you so so so much. He is very loyal and won’t play with your feelings.

Girl 1: wow whos that?
Girl 2: That’s Landon, isn’t he a keeper?

by kendylnigga January 18, 2019