Kelly Descamps

An amazing, tall, wonderful girl. She is really pretty, funny and cool. Any guy or girl who's is lucky enough to have Kelly Descamps as a friend should be happy. Any guy who has her a girlfriend is the luckiest guy alive. She is a one of a kind.
Guy 1: Hey dude. Why are you so happy?
Guy 2: I just asked out Kelly Descamps and she said yes!
Guy 1: Man, you're so lucky. She's awesome.
Guy 2: I know!
Guy 1: She's so funny and cool.
Guy 2: Not to mention pretty and down right amazing.
Guy 1: Man, I'm so jealous.
by urban_dictionary@123 May 29, 2011
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Blair Kelly

Blair is the sexiest beast ever. He has a six pack and enjoys being a ladies man. He knows how to treat a girl right and is very sexy. Nickname - SEX
Girl 1 - Hey is that Blair Kelly?
Girl 2 - Yeah i think so!!
Girl 1 - I'MA TAP THAT!
by Hes friend :) May 30, 2010
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Sneaky Kelly

When the woman wipes any leaking fluids (Vaginal secretions or semen) off of her vagina after sex and rubs it on her partner. It could be done as retaliation for a previous act, or just to flat out be a douche bag.
Did you hear? she was pissed about the angry pirate from the other week, so she pulled a sneaky Kelly. Too bad hes planning on giving her one mean chicken cutlet because of it.
by --P. April 27, 2007
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the kelly ditch

to have a drunk chick "whos on your nerves" go to the bathroom so you can bolt to your car and leave her in complete mystery......

to later use as a booty call
HER:did you kelly ditch me?....

YOU: no the president called and i had to help him sign the bill of rights so you could have your freedom to please me....

thus performin the kelly ditch
by caspertyme May 03, 2010
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Kelly Koons

Kelly Koons is a term for small pp

By:nickv
EX: why do you keep having sex with him, he's a kelly Koons?
by Nick123V321 December 13, 2021
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TYLER KELLY

meaning of a small boy with anxiety and insecurities with his body
Stop being such a tyler kelly! Man up!
by Mike shaefer October 18, 2017
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