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JOINT

Look at thatjoint.
You see them joints she was wearing.
You heard that jointon the radio the other day.
by NONE May 13, 2005
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joining the conservative party

euphemism for masturbation

stemmed from a conversation on the sexual practices of an acquaitance but is also a dig at the UK conservative party.
"I've just completed my membership form for the conservative party."

"I'm a paid up member of the conservative party."

"He's off joining the conservative party."

"there comes a time in every boys life when they ... join the conservative party." (original origin)
by cathryn July 30, 2006
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spike lee joint

When you’re really expecting one kind of high from a joint and you smoke and you are sort of disappointed but not really because you’re still high but a different kind of high---the joint that you smoke a Spike Lee joint. Origin: it doesn’t live up to the hype.
"Dude, I wanted to get knocked off my ass, not this mellow shit...that was a total Spike Lee joint...it's still kind of tight because I'm high, though."
by Seán Gable April 22, 2006
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tea joint

smoking tea, a cheap easy to get substatute for more expensive drugs
"Hey kitty want to go smoke a tea joint"
"No, i have to do algebra homework"
"same thing"
by Mr.Aviator March 17, 2008
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Joinering

A common word used to describe raping or taking advantage of a drunk girl.
At that party last night, there was a lot of Joinering going on!

Never let a guy get you alone in a room if you are drunk. He will most likely Joiner you!
by BelmontSlang October 25, 2011
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Joint at the Uterus

The female version of "joint at the dick."

When two friends think extremely similarly and often do things similarly or even at the same time without being aware of it. The two may seem practically related and will often claim that "great minds think alike," but everyone knows that they're truly joint at the uterus.

Unbiological sisters.
Boy: "Why is it that you two always seem to text me around the same time?"
Girl: "We're just joint at the uterus."
by Luna McHopp October 16, 2011
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Jungle Joint

A joint made out of the 5 gum "lush" wrapper. The aluminum part is taken off the clean white paper and then serves its part as the roach or the filter of the joint.

The tropical flavor of the gum gives the wrapper a special smell which is usually referred to as the "jungle" flavor hence the "jungle joint".
"Hey, peel off the aluminum so we can roll that jungle joint."
by P-Mike June 19, 2009
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