glain jenkins

name of a nonchalant dreadhead skibidi toilet rizzler

ma glain jenkins yn blackfisho 😂

by biggestbeastever May 27, 2024

Taylor Jenkins

A cur-ball head looking ass poor excuse of an NBA bitch ass head coach for the Memphis lame ass grizzlies

This motherfucker thinks he's a great head coach and can't beat golden state without his fuckin psychotic looney ass player ja Morant

And worst of all he doesn't even fuckin know what the rules are she gets technicals almost every night

Grizzlies organization please fire this fake bitch ass fool Taylor Jenkins ❤️X

Taylor Jenkins; (gets hired as a fucking coach) alright man we're letting that escaped mental patient ja Morant lead the team

Ja Morant; (Posses noise)
Team: (gets scared and let's ja Morant do everything)
Taylor Jenkins: hell yeah I'm the best

-Weeks later -
No ja Morant
Team: tries to play together

Taylor Jenkins:; shit shit shit my mutant is hurt (tries blaming others and eventually runs out of excuses )

The end

by Bleeding guns March 21, 2024

Dopamine Junkies

Nonono motherfuck just co-opting anything thing I was saying look at how trash these motherfuckers are!

Hym "And you're gonna pay fucking 50 to go to this motherfuckers seminar about how you got to let him reconfigure your mind-brain and adopt his mindset so you can balance your fucking energies only to end up with less than the guy who stole the shit he's telling from me. And then you hang yourself... Nobody even hears about it until months later... And THAT SAME MOTHERFUCKER... It's going to prop up your corpse and use you as an example as to why you need to buy tickets to his NEXT Ted talk and fucking give him another 50 dollars! 'Oh, yeah, that fucking Alex man. He didn't pay for my fucking super dopamine exercise mindset energy cleanse and then he fucking hung himself bro! That's why you gotta detoxify your masculine Chakra and enter the flow-state-mode to maximize you true self-potential by signing up for my course where I teach you how to exorcize energy vampires and dopamine junkies! You gotta do it bro! Sign up and pay me 50 dollars or you're gonna kill yourself like Alex bro!' And then he gets his dick sucked on a bed made out of your money."

by Hym Iam April 8, 2024

Matthew Jenkins

A man who is a Matthew jenkins is a man who is just all around an amazing person and is super good looking rich asf stacking bands and shit

Matthew is such a Matthew Jenkins and he's also way taller than Ryan mortis

by Matt_jenk November 25, 2024

Pete Jenkins

Term for a projecting, self centred, tart.

Me: what’s your thoughts on Pete Jenkins?
Ronald: he’s a projecting, self centred, tart.

by wiggybiggly January 26, 2025

Grace Jenkins

A female child actress who was in Deep Water, playing Trixie the Dog.

Grace Jenkins was a dog in Deep Water.

by TrixieTheDogSucks July 16, 2025

pull a Jenkins

1. to fail something every time on the first attempt, and inexplicably succeed the second time

did the build fail? try again, it may have pulled a Jenkins.
Don't pull a Jenkins, I have only one of them.

by ciko-the-it-guy September 14, 2021