Jaded

adj. Worn out, dulled, as from overindulgence.

Kate became jaded about love after the third boyfriend in a month broke up with her.

by Marissaaaa55 October 7, 2010

Jared

1. a top notch baller marked by disticnt good looks, a solid A in geometry honors, and man uggs.
2. a passionate capricorn who possesses a blazing love for vanilla icing, the xgames, and rock band.
3. someone amazing.

*also see BEAR

Cara is so incredibly lucky, I wish I could have a Jared!

by JZLOVERRRR January 11, 2009

Jared

Jareds are skittish. They normally play drums and are very strong and cute. They get upset easily, but that's okay if you can handle him. If you fall in love with a Jared, BEWARE: They are heartbreakers

Girl 1: Wow, Jared is so cute...
Girl 2: Yeah He blew up at me through text last night..
Girl 3: Who cares! Look at them abs!!!

by Princess_BlondieBaby December 6, 2012

Jaked

To be dropped off at a random location, not by choice.

Jake: man that bitch made out with some one right in front of me
Matt: So what did you do?
Jake: I dropped that bitch off at a gas station
Matt: hahaha man that bitch got jaked

by awesimo April 24, 2010

Jared

Squad leader and Guide. Wise and publicly professional, yet secretly wild with intent to party. Chick magnet and very driven individual. One of a kind for sure.

Jared= Oorah! Bottoms up, beer down. Helloooo NURSE!

by Jared90 February 3, 2010

jawed

To punch with extreme force rendering the victim unable to stand whilest also causing facial damage

"hey man,that prick just drank my pint!!"
"knock him out then"
"haha that cunt got jawed"

by war.b May 13, 2005

Jarednash

1.) To annoy someone to the point of explosive brain trauma.

2.) To post bulletins on Myspace.com in order to get attention.

3.) To make a complete ass out of yourself without even knowing it.

Example 1.)

Frank: Hey Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi!
Fred: Stop Jarednashing me!

Example 2.)

Jeff: Hey Bobs off Jarednashing on Myspace again...


Example 3.)

Jared: No fat chicks, sorry lady's, its not you... wait yes it is!

by S.T.M.H.T.S. January 5, 2009