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Japanese kitchen 

The act of rolling sushi and then stuffing it in a vagina or anus and then consuming the sushi from the aforementioned hole
Dude I gave this girl a Japanese kitchen on the weekend eating her out and having sushi was such a great bonus.
Japanese kitchen by CokBloker September 3, 2019

Japanese Jenn 

Japanese Jenn is a rapper and model with an estimated network of 1.7M. Japanese Jenn is a self-made independent artist, entrepreneur and business woman . Her earnings come primarily from social media, being the owner of several company’s including Yenn Boutique & Beauty Bar , and Yenn Entertainment Branding & Marketing . She also write and produces short films and movies ! She has dated several celebrities , athletes and rappers. Her ex boyfriend is allegedly billionaire Tycoon Hassan Jameel and the ex boyfriend of singer Barbados Rihanna Fenty . Japanese Jenn is believed to be Christian and is practicing Muslim . Japanese Jenn is a YouTube and Instagram /Meta partner and earns an estimated 5k-25k per post on social media .
Japanese Jenn is a wealthy independent female rapper !

Japanese cars

The true opitime of shit. you have to tune these 4-cylinder pieces of fuel efficieny shit to the max just to make them worthy of a "car"

What happened to the old American Muscle? sure they had shitty gas mileage, but the power, the torque, the good looks, and the sheer originality shows the pinnacle of engine technology. back then 425 bhp was sport to the creators.. now we only see less than 250 unless its the sports car like the '05 mustang or the corvette.

It is a shame that cars this crappy ae actually being manufactured.. sweat-shop workers in panama could make these ugly, powerless pieces of junk blindfolded and if they were mentally retarded.

It pains us american muscle fans every day that we have to look at these new cars and say "what happened to cars nowadays?"

I hope all you people that stand by Lo-mein rockets that you will see the true light and obey your roots.. given if you were alive back then and you were not of american nationality.

Drive those pieces today, but know this.. Cars like American Muscle will never be made again, and we need more man-hours to keep them in existence. It will be more than worth it to see these babies 50-100 years from now.
rice-rockets are no better than to kiss American Muscle's tires.

Japanese cars are wannabees
Japanese cars by James Lowe February 11, 2005

Japanese Rain Goggles 

A pair of sunglasses worn by the male as protection from female ejaculation while performing cunnilingus.
She was a major squirter... it's a good thing I was wearing my japanese rain goggles
Japanese Rain Goggles by golfguy0830 November 26, 2010

Japanese Bombing Run 

When you crap off a high-dive onto the girl sprawled out in the empty pool hundreds of feet below. When the turd finally reaches the girl below, it hits her body with such velocity that it leaves a massive bruse resembleing a crator from a bomb. If several truds hit the girl, then it lookes like a B-52 plane just flew over and dropped several bombs in a row.

this act is almost comletly only preformed in Japan, hense the name.
Mico: Dude, i just preformed a Japanese Bombing Run!

Tom: Goddamn japanese...

Japanese rain goggles 

When a man puts his ball sack on a womens eyes and she blinks, this feels good on the penis.
Charlie Sheen mentioned "Japanese rain goggles" in a two and a half men episode.
Japanese rain goggles by DYOMAF November 27, 2010