Water Infection

A Water Infection is a polite term used to describe the infamous "Blue Waffle Disease"

I have a Water Infection.

Lol, Blue Waffle.

by Scott Mortgage Carr July 11, 2010

AIDS infected cougar cock

when some thing or some situation is REALLY awful to the max, then it sucks AIDS infected cougar cock.

When I was in the medical clinic's waiting room the TV was on the TVLand channel and it was showing an episode of Miami Vice. It became very clear to me about how most TV shows of today truly suck AIDS infected cougar cock.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 16, 2008

Yeast Infection

1. Something a woman gets and needs Monistat-1 (or so the commercials tell me) to cure it.
2. A really awful shot, usually given to a friend as a gag or on their birthday. The shot consists of: 1oz Bailey's Irish Cream, 1oz Jose Cuervo Tequila, 1oz shot Captain Morgan's Original Spiced Rum.

"She's just pissed because she has a yeast infection"

"A Yeast Infection is, quite possibly, the worst shot ever invented"

by Peaches Witherspoon September 16, 2005

infeminate

Womanly in manner or looks.

Vice Klugle Leander thought Klansman Delmar was kinda infeminate and maybe shouldn't oughta be wearing the robes...the thought made him giddy.

by megnao flimpis August 5, 2003

infernity

The length of time one may love another individual. It is a cross between two words - infinity and eternity - which both go on forever.

When putting your kid to bed you might say something like - "I love you xo infernity Baylee."

by Eddie Reeves September 18, 2007

infelicitous

not felicitous,not appropriate or well-timed,awkward

the infelicitous typesetting was due to illegible copy"

by mehrdad hosseiny August 18, 2008

Sinus Infections

Sinus infections are when your sinuses get congested with moist mucus. This also, if not treated, can turn into some great green thick royal icing that is great for decorating cakes and steaks. When left for months, the sinus infection can turn into a pool of slime, which can be emptied and use as nickelodeon slime. So next time you are watching someone get slimed, remember this. It may be you or your crushes mucus from a month ago. You can also use a humidifier to simulate vaping. Just shove it up your nose and it will literally do nothing… nothing. Its air. Also, if you do pot, you can get lung cancer or die. So shove that up your nose, too for a great aroma that will last even after you are buried from dying of lung cancer. Drink lots of the fluids that come out of your sinuses. It really helps your hospital fees go up. You can use a nasal saline spray to make more liquids. If you for some odd reason haven’t had a sinus infection, its okay, because I am going to describe it to you. It is like someone poured some slime ur your nasal cleavage and then shoved it through your ears and into your eyebrows. Just some great pain as if you are lactating out of your eyes. Also delicious.

Sorry, Molly. I already ate all of my sinus slime! Youre going to have to wait until you have your sinus infections

by Uterus Pesto August 24, 2018