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hired vindicator

A "copycat" crook who is employed by a suspect in a recent crime to discreetly (i.e., without being recognized or caught) commit one or more similar crimes in the area while the suspect is in custody, thereby "proving" that the suspect isn't the one guilty of the "original" crime, since more crimes of the same type are being committed while he himself is out of circulation and thus could not possibly have committed them.
Being a hired vindicator might have its advantages, but it can also backfire, in that crimes committed by others can be falsely pinned on you. For example, Person A commits a burglary, and then sometime later is arrested and detained as a possible suspect, despite his professing his innocence. Person A's cronies then hastily scatter around and hire Person B to commit a string of additional burglaries in Person A's local area in an effort to draw suspicion off of Person A. But then one or more other local crooks commit subsequent burglaries in the same general vicinity, and so if Person B is eventually apprehended, he will likely be suspected of **all** of the burglaries, including the ones committed by these "new" criminals.
by QuacksO June 13, 2018
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haredo

Means kind and generous being. When you first meet her you might think she’s crazy and shy and cute. She’s In love with fairytales and loves school. If you lose her it’s her los. If you mess with her you better pray. She sweet as
Pie but if you break her heart she’ll turn cold as a freezer
Haredo is means RAIN in ancient languages
by Hhvdvshjzjddhh November 12, 2018
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Hairdresser

a person who cuts people's hair and puts it into a style.
Hairdresser advice
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 27, 2019
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Hatred Sauce

When you take a dump hungover that is so disgusting and filled with self hate because you spent all night drinking cheap beer and eating hot wings.

Another term for taking a very messy, hot shit you hate yourself for making. The act of having to clean yourself after makes you more hateful
After a night of heavy drinking, Chris stumbles to the bathroom to push out some hatred sauce.

Shannon walks into the bathroom 'oh lord! Smells like a homeless clown covered in hatred sauce here.'
by Trayvon420 February 9, 2020
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hired

Man, last night I was so hired.
by Meguzival December 12, 2020
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Hiredlier

A legal practioner paid to advocate, argue Plaintiff or defendant's false course or case in law courts.
Every lawyer in this universe is an hiredlier
by Bomis Bakdel February 10, 2021
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HairDryer Photo

A photo of you drying your hair with a hairdryer from a really low angle. Your legs must be showing in the photo. Your private parts must be hidden.
Man, I took this really good hairdryer photo
by Ming Prongley September 17, 2021
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