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Theme Park Giraffe

Oh you see jake paul over there? Yeah, it looks like he took after Theme Park Giraffe.
by a paeson November 23, 2021
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Golden Giraffe

A Golden Giraffe is when a male attempts to urinate with a full erection, flag pole raised vertical in all its glory. This is often used during the act of Golden Showers. There are other variations, see the Inverted Golden Giraffe.
I woke up in the middle of the night to pee, but I was fully torqued so I had to do the Golden Giraffe.

Sometimes in “water sportsthe golden shower can be self-administered, or rain down from above, when the gold supply is coming from a Golden Giraffe. Pointed straight up to the heavens.
by BettyYellowSplash January 13, 2024
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baby giraffe

hot friendly nice lovely handsome amazing happy person! jumps like a frog, soccer king. kicks soccer balls into questionable places and hates chinese like most people, also very fond of english, namely rei🦒😎☝️🥵✨
the baby giraffe is the rarest animal you will find!
by strawbewwycheesecake April 30, 2021
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Jon Link fucked a giraffe

Jon Link, a boy who takes apush and has a bad taste in dank memes, had sexual intercourse with a giraffe
I was browsing dank memes, and I remembered that my good ol pal Jon Link fucked a giraffe.
by Caitlyn.rud@outlook.com November 3, 2016
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Giraffe party

One huge giraffe orgy involving the giraffes wearing sunglasses and bowties
by Reaper_boooiiii June 10, 2021
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The Dicked Down Giraffe

The ducked down giraffe is a wild Scottish animal and is not hard to spot. They stand over 7ft tall and normal width. If you want to catch a Dicked Down Giraffe just say something and the nosy bitch will turn round to hear what your saying even is it literally has nothing to do with them.
“Did you see the dicked down giraffe”
“turn around dicked down giraffe I didn’t say your name
by ThePedoPolice May 5, 2021
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giraffe lover

The Giraffe lover killed several hundred poachers
by Joe Maxwell October 7, 2006
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