Giraffe Fight

When to men swing their flacid penis' together which then wrap around each other, like two giraffe's fighting.

Mike: Were you at the party on Saturday?
Dave: No. What happened?
Mike: There were these two drunk ass guys giraffe fighting. It sounded like 2 pieces of wet meat slapping together.
Dave: Gross

by Slappy Pappy May 24, 2012

Giraffe fight

A giraffe fight is when males try to establish dominance in a pack to impress a female. Usually the males greatly outnumber the females.

(at a party with a high male to female ratio) Oh man, its a giraffe fight in here.

by Bankenfeur May 22, 2009

Two giraffes fighting

When someone is so high that they don't stop moving around,they can't sit still.flailing their arms,constant head and neck movement. Usually accompanied by distorted facial expressions or exorcism like behavior.Similar to noodle grooving,wiggling,swimming,tweaking

"she was tweaking so hard it looked two giraffes fighting."

by jublisstar October 24, 2022