flaky; flake

Unstable, uncertain, unreliable, noncommital.

"Dude said he'd call me tonight, but he's so FLAKY, I doubt it."

"Gal promised to pick me up from work, but she's such a FLAKE, she'll probably leave me stranded."

by Sherie September 7, 2005

Bitch Flake

A derogatory term for a female who not only whines like a motha fucka but is extrmely unreliable in all situations; A female who is forced in the middle of the back seat of a car to aliviate the homophobia in a cock infested car. Usually associated with nasty band girls.

Chealsea is a nasty whore bitch flake, I made her sit in the back seat with my two fat friends.

by Sebastian and Amanda May 18, 2006

Frosted flakes

Another way to say something is "Grrrrrrreat" without sounding like an imbecile.

"Man, 'The Incredibles' was the frosted flakes, dude."
"Grow up, man, you're 25."

by Eljay April 11, 2005

Frosted Flakes

Someone who is known for constantly backing out on plans ("flaking"), often for reasons that are flimsy and/or somewhat insulting ("frosty").

"My friend was supposed to come visit me in the hospital after my round of chemo, but then she called at the last minute to say she couldn't afford to waste her gas on the drive up. I don't know what I was expecting anyway, she's totally frosted flakes."

by Time Lord November 8, 2009

Flaker

Someone who says they are going to show up yet doesn't.

That Rudy Vasquez guy is a big flaker.

by shaq3212 March 18, 2013

Flak cannon

A fearsome yellow weapon that shoots metal shards with high speed. Alternate fire launches a ball shaped grenade which has a smile painted on it.

Dude1: Stop spamming the flak man!
Dude2: omg whiner lololol

by bonehead November 17, 2004

Ass Flakes

Dried cum which surrounds the anal region after sex.

I rocked the poo palace last night and woke up to a bed full of ass flakes.

SEE POO PALACE

Remember that chick last night? I did'nt know whether to eat the ass flakes or the grilled cheese this morning.

SEE GRILLED CHEESE

by F.O.C. (Federation of Cock) September 21, 2008