Voice Fail

1. When you are trying to leave a message for someone and it just comes out awkward, dorky or stupid.
2. When you are trying to leave a message for someone and your phone drops the call.

I was leaving a message for my friend and I found myself rambling on and on... total voice fail.

by cdg_in_ca July 14, 2010

failed abortion

lol me

ha failed abortion

by GoatedBalls October 30, 2020

Punch Fail

When you punch someone and they vomit on you from the impact of the punch.

Dude, when you punched Oprah and she threw up her Favourite Things all over you! That was a punch fail!

by Bistro Stoné December 18, 2010

muffin fail

when you get a rather delicious-looking muffin, you take a big yummy chunk off the tup, then drop it.

Emma: this muffin looks delicious!
*takes big chunk off top*
**drops**
Allie : oh, that was such a muffin fail!!!

by xXmetalxgirlXx November 19, 2009

Fail Festival

(Adj)1. To have something fail on a massive scale 2. To be naturally terrible at a large amount of things (Noun) 1. Anyone who uses Urban Dictionary

(Adj)1. I am a Fail Festival because I go to over 10 forums 2. (See Tosh)
(Noun)1: You

by Bograth, PhD Wordsmith March 6, 2007

whale fail

Getting pinned down while swimming alongside a killer whale in open waters; I fail of immense proportions; Free Willy 3: The Rescue.

"Oh man, did you see that killer whale fall on top of that diver!?"

"Yeah! That was a whale fail!!"

"Almost as whale fail as Keiko in Norway!"

"THEY ATE KEIKO!?"

by Epic Marine Biologist January 21, 2009

senses fail

possibly one of the greatest emocore bands around and for all u haters how bout u shut the fuck up u don't even know the band so FUCK OFF don't forget "RUM IS FOR DRINKING, NOT FOR BURNING".

don't knock SENSES FAIL untill u listen to SENSES FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!(that was for all u hater faggots!)

by dawggydoo May 21, 2006