weapon of ass destruction

a loud or extreamly volitile fart usualy resultion in the destuction of the farters ass

joe-BANG!!!
bob-"What The Fu*k"

by guest August 29, 2003

destructional

a black female who is dysfunctional and destructive

person 1: Wilson is a destructional person, becuase she erased all of Wery's movies on his computerand destroyed 6 of his dvds.

person 2: and shes black

by bloodhound6 August 4, 2010

Distraction Pretzel

A pretzel that you use to distract someone/something in order to get access to an item, i.e. laptop, car, money etc.

Jason: Hey can I use your computer?

Jen: No.

Jason: *holds out distraction pretzel, tosses it in corner*

Jen: *leaps for pretzel*

Jason: *grabs computer and quickly updates Facebook Status*

by pi@noguy January 6, 2011

Distraction

A distraction is basical- oh wow... this is very distracting

A distraction is when something stops you from doing what you have to do.

by Henry stickmin September 8, 2020

mutually assured destruction

A phrase, possibly coined by Arthur C. Clarke, to describe a situation where both parties can destroy the other, but not before the attacked party destroys the attacker.

Mutually assured destruction is certain now that the USSR have nuclear weapons.

by 256 September 3, 2003

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the word to end the universe, when this word is spoken the end times will begin

D: someone stole my cookies
B: whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'as'er'ftt'dd'aswww'per'efc'bts'etc'destruction'satja'bea'fds'saswe'ffs'aswet'gedva'ing've
D: dammit bagel now the world is ending

by TNTYEETER9001 August 6, 2021

cheeky description

A definition or summary of something in the most agreeable terms possible, omitting the nuances of ideology or the specifics of policy.

cheeky description of libertarianism: "we like freedom."

cheeky description of democrats: "we dislike inequality."

cheeky description of republicans: "we like America."

cheeky description of feminism: "we want equality for women."

cheeky description of white supremacists: "we like white culture."

cheeky description of Bush-era foreign policy: "we don't like terrorists."

cheeky description of MADD: "we don't like drunk driving accidents."

cheeky description of NRA: "we like freedom and safety."

cheeky description of PETA: "we oppose animal torture."

by PaleBlueYacht May 17, 2013