Crih

A muscular gay man with no body hair and soft skin. Something between an otter and a twink.

She lo on my crih till I baugh.

by Arvin the big shootah November 7, 2025

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Crit

Crit is slang for a person who acts like a lame bum

*definition popularized by boolymon*

lumoie: *acting slimy towards boolymon*
boolymon: *realizes lumoie is slimy asf*
boolymon: “ I ain't gon' lie, Lumoie, you crit ”

by P Pusher November 13, 2025

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Crith • Crit • critch • Clithanger • cristhian • Crish • Crite • Crighton • chithu • Clitheroe

An insult, typically used to describe a very stinky man. It is also used as an exclamation of joy, pain or wonder, or is used to express dismay or confusion towards a situation. Interchangeable with “Gowzargo”.

Man 1: “Bro, did you smell that man? I think he just blast sharted.”

Man 2: “That’s a crit! Crit situation for sure. Crit!”

by scun-of-sealing December 23, 2025

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Ear Crit

An uncomfortably high decibel noise (most of the time a persons voice) on popular voice chat programs such as Teamspeak or Ventrilo. This is often the result of a poor microphone or the inbound/gain volume being too high.

(verb)
Ricardo: HEY GUYS, WHATS UP? READY TO RAID????
Nate: DUDE! OMG! Ric, turn down your frikkin mic man! You just ear crit the whole room!

(noun)
Ryan: We were in Ice Crown last night on Warcraft, and Danny joined the raid channel to ask how we were doing. His mic was so high, he ear crit the entire channel and caused us to wipe on our fight!

by N8bit July 22, 2010

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