Definitions by scun-of-sealing
Crit
An insult, typically used to describe a very stinky man. It is also used as an exclamation of joy, pain or wonder, or is used to express dismay or confusion towards a situation. Interchangeable with “Gowzargo”.
Man 1: “Bro, did you smell that man? I think he just blast sharted.”
Man 2: “That’s a crit! Crit situation for sure. Crit!”
Man 2: “That’s a crit! Crit situation for sure. Crit!”
Crit by scun-of-sealing December 23, 2025
Blast Shart
The explosive and poop-laden fart after an illness. The force of built up methane and the loosening of the sphincter cause a benign fart to become a brown and stinky Trojan Horse for your underpants.
Interviewee: “BRO! I just blast shart! Do you smell that? Do you smell it?”
Interviewer: “… unfortunately, we’re going to be considering other candidates.”
Interviewer: “… unfortunately, we’re going to be considering other candidates.”
Blast Shart by scun-of-sealing December 1, 2025