Barkered

To be 'Barkered', is to be a person (of the male or female variety) who has become victim to a brutal facial rape by an out of control lout. Said lout can be identified by excessive self nipple rubbing, or, alternatively, prior to attack, you will meet his gaze and be sucked in to a terrifying death stare where the lout will vigorously bite his bottom lip in anticipation of the meal to come.

victim - OH MY GOD some guy just nearly sucked my face off in a washing machine of tongue and lip action

standard LAD - yer you just got barkered....... slag

by booyaaaaaaaaa April 25, 2010

Barney

The imbecile that invented this song:

"I love you, you love me,
we're a happy family,
with a great big hug
And a kiss from me to you
Won't you say you love me too?" No.

I hate you, you hate me,
let's all go and kill Barney,
with a knife and a gun,
and you stick it up his bumb,
now the kids are having fun.

by Skie_017 September 27, 2006

Barney

a show that teaches that teddy bears are better friends than real people

My friend's cousin doesn't like to hang out with his friends because Barney taught him that teddy bears are better friends than real people. Poor bastard.

by Mike the Ekim April 24, 2006

Having a barney with barney

Having an argument with THE Man, a big company who run every day society like an energy supplier, phone company etc who try ripping you off

D to Sp**rk En**gy 'Your clearly over charging me now fix it and fuck off!'
H to D 'How was your day?'
D 'Well I was Having a barney with barney today , didnt get anywhere'
H 'aw well ill make it better, just bend me over'
D 'boom'

by AGnumbnuts November 16, 2011

David Banner

A popular rapper, also a code word for a giant beer poop.

I just dropped a David Banner. Dear lord.

by DioAstley October 3, 2008

Barber Poling

When the progress bar on a Mac system is moving continuously, without progress, emulating a sideways barber pole.

When trying to install a program, my damn Mac keeps barber poling.

by kobalt9 April 24, 2009

Barney-Be

A Barney-Be is someone who acts and/or says things that l Neil Patrick Harris' charactor, off of How I Met Your Mother, Barney Stinson would say, or does say. So basically it's a Barney Wanna Be.

person 1: See the guys in those suits, who yelled at us to "suit up"? They have a name!
person 2: what?
Person 1: They are Barney-Be's!

by seacucumberlover January 25, 2010