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Broken Barbie

A term typically given to an extremely attractive girl who, underneath the expensive make-up and perfectly manicured nails, is completely plagued by problems of anxiety, jealousy, selfishness and the complete inability of putting herself in the shoes of others. Her problems usually stem from a poor parenting, (usually) in a middle-class setting.
Roger: So, how did that date go with Sarah last week? She's incredibly stunning...

Karl: She's stunning alright - and completely fucked in the head! She's text me 46 times in the last 2 hours and has already threatened to cut my balls off if I don't send her flowers.

Roger: Sheesh... you've only known her for 2 weeks man. What a 'broken Barbie'.
by Smullo December 25, 2016
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shrimp on the barby

To place a peice of meat, normally a nice prawn, on a barbecue. Used as a common saying in Australia.
Bloke 1. "Oi mate, chuck another shrimp on the barby im bloody hungry"

Bloke 2. "No worries cobber...ah shit, the barbys cactus mate, she aint gona cook to well on ere, we'll have to get the backup barby out mate."

Bloke 1: "No worries mate, do what ya gota do i just need that tucker in me now cob. Cheers mate, want another beer mate?"
by dah_man_ben October 13, 2006
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Ghetto barbie

She's so pretty but acts hood. She's like a ghetto barbie!
by k0487 December 8, 2015
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Barbie Juice

Mix of Barbiturate (check wiki) with anything you want
fucc that lean i wanna some barbie juice man
by Khwally Pwotter June 30, 2016
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Feckless barbie

We had hoped that The presidents daughter would keep the president from being an egotistical dictator but she’s merely feckless Barbie.

Pretty and useless.
by Commiemommie June 12, 2018
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Barbie Vette

A nickname for the C4 (1984-1996) Chevrolet Corvette, due to it being the same style Corvette that Mattel gave Barbie and the fact it is a less desirable and "cheaper" Corvette than most other Corvette body styles.
fred: Hey, I saw a Corvette today for sale

Charlie: What year?

Fred: I don't know, it was a Barbie Vette
by Jiels_liken April 11, 2009
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barbie talk

We a conversation that should be more complex is made simple, as if it was said like kids playing barbies.
"Can I get a job here?"
"Okay, you're hired."
"Dude, that was total barbie talk."
by ajhdhvbads October 9, 2008
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