Angry Chef

When a guy is behind a girl and, without warning, sticks it in the ass. Upon the girls turning around in anger, he places his boxers on her head, appearing as a chef hat...hence, the angry chef

He wanted to get back at her and knew he wouldn't see her again, so he took a picture immediately after performing the angry chef

by carded21 February 7, 2009

Angry Bird Flu

When a person is so hopelessly addicted to the ipod/android app Angry Birds, that they put the game as first priority and often forget there work and prior task to provide a living.

Nick-Tobi has been playing Angry birds now stop for days!

Mike-He must have the Angry Bird Flu.

by shyguyjr January 22, 2011

Angry Tap

In a fit of Trump-related rage you write a perfect tweet and then Angry Tap the send button.

Carl was so pissed at Trump about revoking DACA that he opened twitter, wrote a joke and angry tapped the Tweet button.

by Uncle Joosie May 4, 2018

Angry Missionary

Another mean sex act, while on top as you are about to cum, (or as your partner is cumming) bring back your knee and slam it into their crotch as you jump off of them while screaming "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!"...

"Aaron was being a total douche last night so when I was riding him I decided to play the Angry Missionary on him. He cried like a little bitch :P"

by Moose Kilkenny December 29, 2007

Angry Shit

Going to the toilet for a shit (poo/crap) whilst playing the popular iPhone game "Angry Birds".

Often this leads to a more pleasurable time in the porcelain palace, as taking ones time always leads to better results.

Side effects: the sweaty imprint of the throne on your ass.

I'm off for an angry shit, gotta 3 star this bitch so i may be some time.

by th3hamburgler October 15, 2010

The angry Blaker

The act of removing the penis from ones pantaloons and recieve a hearty laugh from the sexual accomplice. You then become quite enraged and punch the woman in the face then fucking her rectal cavity brutally until you hit the poo nerve, causing her to shit ferociously all over the male erectus. The constant flow of fecal matter causes the woman to lose conciousness due to a mass body fluid loss, to which you shit in her unconciouss mouth and fuck it some more until you blow your load in to her mouth orfice. Afterwards you tie her upside down to the fridge and drink the thick liquids that are expelled from her mouth. You then sew her mouth shut and poo on her face so she vomits and suffocates. You then fuck her dead body some more and then torch all evidence of the delicious occasion and then admit yourself into a mental institution where you undertake all previous steps on a psycho dilusional fuck who has no idea what is happening :D

OMG Guys did you hear about what happened on the weekend. Police say someone gave some biddy the angry blaker. That shit was literally fucked up.. *Holds Boner

Did you hear about Archie? he totally gave the angry blaker to some chick in his ute.

by Radcool November 10, 2010

Big Angry Dyke Syndrome

B.A.D.S or Big Angry Dyke Syndrome can be used to describe a woman who is acting like an an angry Lesbian. Common signs of a woman having B.A.D.S includes very short hair, grunting, scissoring and a short temper.

Wow did you see Lisa today? She was so pissed off I thought she was going to rip my balls of, do you think she has Big Angry Dyke Syndrome?

by Stop_Hammertime October 9, 2008