aggressive monogamy

A type of monogamy, practiced by swingers - who are trying to hide the fact that they are swingers - because they built their entire persona around being in a traditional monogamous relationship.

He kept saying that he was practicing aggressive monogamy, while his wife was in the bedroom getting railed by his best friend.

by PugsAreAnAbominationToGod June 7, 2024

Aggressively throbbing dick

An aggressively throbbing dick is the male genital shaking aggressively.

Kid that lives down the road: Whats a aggressively throbbing dick?
Man: When you make you silly little penis shake aggressively.

by Vagina user and cock sucker July 2, 2024

Aggressive Pacifist

A pacifist that isn't scared to be very mean or very aggressive as long as nobody gets hurt.

Pacifist: "I will never hurt a fly! I can solve any problems without violence as long we just talk things out!"
Aggressive Pacifist: "They wouldn't stop harassing me so I burn their house down! All without anyone getting hurt."

by Zakudarkside July 10, 2024

Aggressive pattycake

A term interchangable with the word, "evil," that allows you to bypass the spiritual matrix's built in cancel culture for any communication that uses the word, "evil."

Don't put Satan in hell, he was just guilty of aggressive pattycake.

by sector97grepresentative July 19, 2024

Hornyness Aggression

A variation of cuteness aggression. An aggressive state brought upon by horny overload, specifically toward the person you’re fantasizing about, or fucking. This is mostly always seen from the dom toward the sub. You become so overwhelmed with need to fuck this person, overwhelmed by how fuckable and hot they are, you feel almost like violently hurting them, or fucking them so hard it hurts them.

Dan: Holy fuck, April’s so hot I just want to fucking tear her head off while I’m fucking her. I wanna slit her throat and pound into her until she passes out.
Ian: Damn dude, are you okay? Are you trying to hurt her?
Dan: No, it’s just hornyness aggression, kinda like cuteness aggression. I wouldn’t hurt her, obviously. Just like I wouldn’t squeeze a rabbit to death.
Ian: Oh, okay, that makes sense, I guess.

by CharlieBrown’sPubes August 2, 2024

Horniness Aggression

A variation of cuteness aggression. An aggressive state brought upon by horny overload, specifically toward the person you’re fantasizing about, or fucking. This is mostly always seen from the dom toward the sub. You become so overwhelmed with need to fuck this person, overwhelmed by how fuckable and hot they are, you feel almost like violently hurting them, or fucking them so hard it hurts them.

Dan: Holy fuck, April’s so hot I just want to fucking tear her head off while I’m fucking her. I wanna slit her throat and pound into her until she passes out.
Ian: Damn dude, are you okay? Are you trying to hurt her?
Dan: No, it’s just horniness aggression, kinda like cuteness aggression. I wouldn’t hurt her, obviously. Just like I wouldn’t squeeze a rabbit to death.
Ian: Oh, okay, that makes sense, I guess.

by anonymous August 2, 2024

Aggressive Dangerous Hyperactive Dude

Aggressive Dangerous Hyperactive Dude is basically ADHD. It's what happens when you don't have a daily Monster or two or 2 to 4 cups of coffee a day or 40mg to 100mg of Ethylphenidate (EPH) a day or 37.5mg to 75mg of Adipex a day or 200mg of Modafinil a day or 150mg of Armodafinil a day and add Propranolol and a gym membership or have 20mg to 60mg of Methylphenidate (MPH, Ritalin) a day or 10mg to 30mg of Adderall a day or 30mg of 2-FMA a day or 15mg of 4F-MPH a day.

I need my 40mg to 100mg Ethylphenidate a day or 37.5mg to 75mg of Adipex a day. I have Aggressive Dangerous Hyperactive Dude (ADHD)!

by HawaiianPunch1 August 5, 2024