infinity college

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infinity college is where i go to school
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by hannahlolywhosteesyd December 1, 2022

The infinity condom

A condom that can be used an infinite number of times without breaking

Guy 1: Dude I've already become a father of 14
Guy 2: Oh I always keep the infinity condom so I'm a father of 0
Guy 1: Dang your lucky you don't have to pay child support

by ThatTF2Scout_Thatsbeenkillingu January 2, 2023

person infinity

The infinitieth person. The unexplainable realm, if you question its existence, you shall suffer an unthinkable fate. If you don’t respect him, you shall also suffer that fate.

Person infinity: hey wasup. I’m god.
Person 1: Person infinity doesn’t exist, right? (talking to person 2)
Person infinity: DIE!!!
Person 2: Person 1 is the dumbest person ever. (hands shaking in fear of person infinity)
Person 3: wtf is happening, you dumbass person infinairy?
Person infinity: DIE TOO!!!
Person 2: (in even more fear) Please don’t kill me.
Person infinity: don’t worry. They just didn’t respect me so you’re fine.

by Redstowen August 23, 2023

Infinity

A religion that worships the one and only character in Honkai Impact 3rd called Mobius.

1: “You love Mobius so much, you must ba part of Infinity, aren't you?”

2: “Of course i am part of the Infinity! How could i not?! Mobius is just so perfect i want to worship her everyday!”

by mobiuslvr September 9, 2023

infinate

• the superior way to spell infinite

• the way club spells infinite
• can be used to define closureclub streams and vods

closureclub went live on youtube with infinate vods

by scamia July 17, 2023

Guy infinity

The eternl one.

guy 1: how many guys are there?
guy 2: idk
guy 1: lets ask guy 7.
guy 7: hey there!
guy 1 and 2: how many guys are there?
guy 7: idk
guy 3: ive seen it all.
guys 1, 2 and 7: What?
guy 3: G U Y I N F I N I T Y
guy infinity: I H A V E R E T U R N E D

by PotatoGuy2763 January 14, 2026

Kardashev Type Absolute Infinity Civilization

A civilization whose domain and nature are coterminous with the mathematical and metaphysical concept of Absolute Infinity (often symbolized by Ω). This transcends any notion of size, scale, or even transfinite numbers. It encompasses all conceivable and inconceivable possibilities, not as a set of things, but as the very quality of "encompassing" itself. It is not "bigger than" other infinities; it is the framework that makes the concept of "infinity" meaningful. It is the ultimate container, and also the contained.

Kardashev Type Absolute Infinity Civilization Example: In set theory, the set of all sets is a paradoxical concept. A Type Absolute Infinity civilization is that paradox, resolved. It is both the Library of Babel containing every possible book and the reader who has read them all and the meaning derived from them, all at the "same time," where "time" is just another book on a shelf within itself.

by Abzugal February 3, 2026