Schruty

Schruty, verb, meant to signify the Schrutification of an object or person.

Today I will Schruty my plants.

by ye1sington March 7, 2024

Schlump

Schlump (SH-lǔmp)
Past tense - Schlumped
Present tense - Schlumping

“To schlump.”

Sticking your male genitalia into either a fruit or vegetable. This action is usually done at the grocery store in conjunction with edging. Schlumping is commonly done at lunch time or whilst eating a healthy snack.

*Example 1*
Guy 1 - “Hey man can you help me out right now?”
Guy 2 - “nah I’m too busy Schlumping right now maybe later.”

*Example 2*
Guy 1 - “Hey man I thought you were at the party, where are you?”
Guy 2 - “I’m Schlumping my shit crazy style in the produce aisle!”

*Example 3*
Guy 1 - “Hey, have you seen our Halloween pumpkins?”
Guy 2 - “Aww sorry man, I’ve Schlumped em’ all”

by Mister_Craigy March 20, 2024

schlumkin

2-3 gay males (faggots) gripping each other's testicles and lightly tasting/testing each other's asshole tighness

The boys and I did a schlumkin session for an hour and a half.

by Doom Sentinel April 9, 2024

schruther

adjective: a sickening stench that is indescribably pungent of intergalactic smeg

A: OH GOD THE SCHRUTHER IS HORRIFIC
B: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

C: oh shit i forgot to put out those candles i bought on proxima centauri

by Xx_ThebIngler6996_xX April 9, 2024

Schlump

When you tie two penises together in a knot, and you are merely a spectator.

I schlumped Walter and Harbert

by yourpep242 April 25, 2024

Schlump

When you and two other people get together and you tie the two other penises together in a knot.

Jackline schlumped Welter and Harbie.

by yourpep242 April 25, 2024

schrunky

when a person's penis consumes most of the oxygen supply in their body leaving little to no oxygen for their brain causing them to be a little stupid and have a bad memory and weak physical health.

this might happen due to an abnormally large penis.

1:'hey did you see the new guy in college? '
2:'yes, words going around that he's kinda schrunky'

by that schrunky guy May 9, 2024