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French Monk

Peter: "Isn't that guy in that rap group a midget?"
Paul: "Yeah I think so".
Mary: "Oh yeah, he's a French Monk".
by The French Monker November 22, 2010
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monk room

Long-term hotel room rental for single individual on a budget.
(seen in a craigslist ad by a local hotel): "Monk room $500.00 available June 1st. Small room with attached bathroom. Furnished. All utilities included. Complimentary local phone & cable. Flexible lease - month to month"
by Bob Stein June 20, 2007
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Martin Monk

A young sloth like individual that thrives in the deep woods of Alfred, NY
"Yo man, wanna go search the woods for a Martin Monk?"
by Smichael June 2, 2013
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Smack monk

When you beat ya dick
Girl : what you finna do ?

Me : smack monk !!!!!
by Elijah (thatboul.e) November 30, 2019
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Emily Monk

Loves to suck. If you date her, be ready for lots of sex and waking up in the middle of the night with her on top of you giving the most legendary sloppy head of your life. She loves to tease dicks and has amazing techniques to make you cum every time.
Me: I need Emily Monk on my cock man
Friend: ikr she gave Tom legendary head yesterday I heard
by JoJo Stalin III December 21, 2019
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chicken monk

a group of 3 beautiful girls that are hilarious and can make peoples day. they have many inside jokes and lots of trips to the store. they are besties
“damn they look like they are having fun, they must be chicken monks”
by chicken monk May 19, 2019
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monk slut

a pseudo spiritual guru worshipping person who likes to parade their spirituality around upon others like its a fashion show, misappropriating the spiritual journey for the purposes of their own ego whilst practicing no real spiritual life of their own
that guy is a total monk slut. all he does is chase pussy. he just told me he's basically a monk and brags that ones of his monks says he'll be totally enlightened someday. He hangs out with monks all the time, but goes through women like toilet paper and talks trash about people all the time. he doesn't practice right speech or right action. he thinks enligtenment is a social club.
by life alchemist May 24, 2018
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