Amber heard

A person who we know NOTHING about and still act like we have had personal bad experiences with her. Her ex husband Johnny depp and her are both cunts that I don’t want to hear about.

Person A: I hate amber heard

Person B: So you must be on Johnnys side..right?

Person A: Side? On an abusive trial? Fuck off. I hate them both

by Jellybish June 27, 2022

hectard

Likes penis in his mouth. Thinks he's funny but is really gay. Might like taking it in the ass.

You were a hectard last night when max put his penis in your butt.

by Odell beckham May 8, 2015

heard it before

the prefect comeback to a statement to spark a further conversation, mainly used by millennials

Seth "Did you know I can bench double my weight"?

Daniel "heard it before"

by Jones_Liam November 18, 2018

Heard-Felt

When you can't decide if a certain sensation was heard or felt.

"I heard-felt some cotton in my ear" - Stevie

by mythicaldictionary April 9, 2019

Heardith

heard beyond being actually heard

After the millionth time, Phyllis, I HEARDITH you!

by Bustawords September 4, 2019

heard of cows

A group of three or more Holsteins dat you wanna know if I've ever been verbally told about.

You: I saw a herd of cows today.
Me: You saw a what?!
You: HERD --- herd of cows.
Me: Of COURSE I've heard of cows --- I wasn't born in a cave or backwoods cabin, y'know!

by QuacksO February 17, 2020

Hotard

Hooker with a low IQ.

That hotard is so stupid she thought reverse cowgirl was when a horse takes her from behind.

by Team3redheads March 6, 2020