fappetite

Fappetite,(noun), one's desire to masterbate.

"Once the butterface turned towards him, he lost his fappetite."

by Ray Charles Barkley February 25, 2017

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Fappy 1st

December 1st. A day of profound celebration, for on this day the most respectable men of our world celebrate the end of their No-Nut November exhibition. Only those who managed to keep their hands holstered for the full month may fap on this day. Having repented from sinning for so long, the honorable few fap from sunrise to sunfall. Some fap to remember, some fap to forget, all fap alone yet, together too. Those who did not complete No-Nut November mustn't fap on this day for the right is reserved for those who have shown mercy to the meat.

"I love when they start playing christmas music on the radio because I know that means Fappy 1st is coming!"
"Aw man! All my buddies are celebrating Fappy 1st except me because I was too weak. Damn you 2 Broke Girls!"
"Hey Dad, can I go to Uncle Ray's for dinner?" "I dont see why not." "Aw jee thanks Dad!" "Happy Fappy 1st son." "Happy Fappy 1st Dad!"

by Mingo16 November 26, 2018

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fappleganger

1. The reflection of yourself in the mirror while you fap. The person in the mirror is your said fappleganger

2. Most never meet, but it is one who shares a bond with someone stronger than the bond between twins, where even when you fap your strokes flow together in perfect harmony at any given time or place in the universe

1. person not fapping: Why would you fap in the mirror?

Fap guy: I wanted to meet my fappleganger! *Fap fap fap*

2. Much like love or the ideas of higher powers, fapplegangers remain a mysterious phenomenon to scientists and fappers alike

by *fap FAP fap FAP fap* May 21, 2019

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FAPPMAKS

Finding. Attracting, Processing, Placing, Maintaining and Keeping Staff in an organisation. The bare minimum of the candidate and employee care a good recruitment team should be doing for the company they work for.

The recruitment team at NightSky-S Orusta are killing the FAPPMAKS this quarter

by HRPersonage July 16, 2021

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Fappuchini

The act of pulling up to the Starbucks drive through and ordering a drink, only to pull up to the window and blow your load in the window workers face.

She messed up my coffee so I gave her a fappuchini

by Iforget1019 December 1, 2021

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