fappleganger

1. The reflection of yourself in the mirror while you fap. The person in the mirror is your said fappleganger

2. Most never meet, but it is one who shares a bond with someone stronger than the bond between twins, where even when you fap your strokes flow together in perfect harmony at any given time or place in the universe

1. person not fapping: Why would you fap in the mirror?

Fap guy: I wanted to meet my fappleganger! *Fap fap fap*

2. Much like love or the ideas of higher powers, fapplegangers remain a mysterious phenomenon to scientists and fappers alike

fappleganger by *fap FAP fap FAP fap* May 21, 2019

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Fauxppleganger

A false “doppelgänger” or look-a-like. A term used to describe a doppelgänger that looks nothing like the original person.

Brad: Hey Mel! Look it’s your doppelgänger *points*
Mel: Doppleganger? More like FAUXPPLEGANGER. She looks nothing like me. You racist AF. Friendship over.

Fauxppleganger by An EX IR Nurse December 3, 2020

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Fauxppleganger

A false doppelgänger or look-alike. A term used to describe someone that is said to look similar to you when in reality they look nothing like the original person in question. This mistake often leads to awkward interactions and questionable racism.

Brad: Hey Mel! Look it’s your doppelgänger!
Mel: Doppelgänger? More like FAUXPPLEGANGER! She looks nothing like me. You’re racist! FRIENDSHIP OVER!

Fauxppleganger by An EX IR Nurse December 3, 2020

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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