fake nigga

a bitch ass nigga that always acts hard but is really a soft bitch...

A quandarius u know that nigga charles? that bitch is a fake nigga.

by M.I.C July 27, 2006

Fake Dead Kennedys

In lue of a lawsuit, East Bay Ray et all. kicked Jello out of the Kennedys and replaced him with a no talent hack that doesn't know the meaning to a lot of their songs.

Since then, they've been trying to corrupt the legacy DK has made. Jello has even had to fight them to keep East Bay and others from using Holliday in Cambodia in a Dockers commercial.

I wish i could've seen the kennedys perform before they started to suck

by 2tone army March 21, 2004

Fake weeb girl

fake weeb is nothing like a fake weeb girl, a fake weaboo girl will say she loves hatsune miku and say she's their waifu and think liking Minecraft and the sanrio franchise is a personality trait, these girls are always fucked in the head, NEVER DATE THEM! get a girl that actually waste
her time of anime, manga and osu

Guy A: this girl that says she likes anime kinda cute

Guy B: nah man she a fake weeb girl

Guy A: damn shell never watch anime with me

Guy B: its alright homie ill spoon you and watch anime with you

Guy A: really homie?
Guy B: yeah homie

*both make out passionately*

by Doggibestgirl October 1, 2019

fake fuck

a wanna-be; somebody being something that they are not; just a fake ass person; unreal

Rick Ross, the rapper, is a fake fuck because he wouldnt admit that he was da police. Keep it 100.

by MRS.BBT256 May 6, 2009

fake-up sex

pretending to make-up after an argument for the sole purpose of having crazy make-up sex.

We had some great fake-up sex, but I'm still pissed at that bitch.

by Agent Dan April 20, 2008

Facesitting

Where a woman sits on the face of another person (usually male) to either casual dominate, punish or be pleasured by said person (or a combination). Usually done with the woman either nude or in underwear only.

Has 2 Forms
-Forward; Woman sits facing away from the other persons body, with her anus above the persons mouth and her vagina over his(/her) nose.
-Reverse; Woman sits facing the other persons body, with her vagina over the persons mouth and her anus either pushed against or over his(/her) nose(good for farting).

My new girlfriend really loves facesitting me, every evening i have to spend an half an hour under her ass smelling her farts

by #@ March 26, 2007

fake jamaican

Emulating of Jamaican cultural qualities for deceitful purposes.

her: Miss Cleo just got indicted!
him: Figures...telling fortunes is bogus.
her: She's not even Jamaican! She's from Ft. Lauderdale!
him: A fake Jamaican took every last dime with that scam?

by sleeperzzz July 8, 2007